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Most Conservative: 3,536thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,322ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 9,184th
The Orderstaaten of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Follow the Azgar gods. May All other countries fall.
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The Absolute Azgarian State

Population745 million

CapitalNew Azgaria

CurrencyAzgarmarks
AnimalAzgarian Hawk

The Orderstaaten of The Absolute Azgarian State is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory vegetarianism, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 745 million Azgarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Azgaria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.9%.

The strong Absolute Azgarian Statean economy, worth 47.8 trillion Azgarmarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,096 Azgarmarks, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Corrupt paupers spend taxpayer Azgarmarks on liquor and tobacco, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, and prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Absolute Azgarian State's national animal is the Azgarian Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Absolute Azgarian State is ranked 101,165th in the world and 4th in The Democratic Assembly for Most Beautiful Environments, with 568.13 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most Conservative: 3,536thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,322ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 9,184thMost Authoritarian: 12,106thTop
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Most Primitive: 21,076th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Absolute Azgarian State changed its national nation type to "Orderstaaten".
  • : Following new legislation in The Absolute Azgarian State, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up.
  • : Following new legislation in The Absolute Azgarian State, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • : Following new legislation in The Absolute Azgarian State, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
  • : Following new legislation in The Absolute Azgarian State, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer Azgarmarks on liquor and tobacco.
  • : Following new legislation in The Absolute Azgarian State, delicate flowers faint at news of house plants being eaten.
  • : Following new legislation in The Absolute Azgarian State, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in The Absolute Azgarian State, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
  • : Following new legislation in The Absolute Azgarian State, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans.
  • : Following new legislation in The Absolute Azgarian State, chocolate in The Absolute Azgarian State has its flavour enhanced by the salty tears of enslaved factory workers.

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