The Orderstaaten of The Absolute Azgarian State is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.092 billion Azgarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Azgaria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.6%.

The strong Absolute Azgarian Statean economy, worth 70.3 trillion Azgarmarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,349 Azgarmarks, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, and women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Absolute Azgarian State's national animal is the Azgarian Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Absolute Azgarian State is ranked 117,630^th in the world and 7^th in The Democratic Assembly for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 41,441.01 Standard Monetary Units.