The Orderstaaten of The Absolute Azgarian State is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory vegetarianism, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 745 million Azgarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Azgaria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.9%.

The strong Absolute Azgarian Statean economy, worth 47.8 trillion Azgarmarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,096 Azgarmarks, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Corrupt paupers spend taxpayer Azgarmarks on liquor and tobacco, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, and prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Absolute Azgarian State's national animal is the Azgarian Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Absolute Azgarian State is ranked 101,165^th in the world and 4^th in The Democratic Assembly for Most Beautiful Environments, with 568.13 pounds of wildlife per square mile.