The Free Federation of The 7 Unions is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Thomas Kirkland with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.129 billion 7 Unionsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dresden. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse 7 Unionsian economy, worth 118 trillion Union dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,135 Union dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Thomas Kirkland is a silly poophead, bris parties are all the rage, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, and children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The 7 Unions's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The 7 Unions is ranked 17,366^th in the world and 74^th in Conch Kingdom for Healthiest Citizens, with 11.2 bananas ingested per day.