The Guardians of The 5th Militia Fleet is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 7.116 billion Guardians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.5%.

The very strong Guardian economy, worth 455 trillion glimmers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 64,041 glimmers, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The 5th Militia Fleet's national animal is the ghost, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The 5th Militia Fleet is ranked 188,808^th in the world and 8^th in The Warden World for Most Beautiful Environments, with 427.06 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.