The Protectorate of The 2nd Unfallious Embassy is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 12.911 billion 2nd Unfallious Embassyians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 63.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped 2nd Unfallious Embassyian economy, worth 365 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 28,344 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The 2nd Unfallious Embassy's national animal is the Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The 2nd Unfallious Embassy is ranked 42,914^th in the world and 15^th in The Confederacy of Free Nations for Largest Black Market, with 3.64 trillion Standard Monetary Units.