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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11,446thMost Primitive: 16,981stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,488th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Liberty, Equality, Fraternity
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The 1st Government

Population18 million


The Republic of The 1st Government is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-working, devout population of 18 million 1st Governmentians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.6%.

The strong 1st Governmentian economy, worth 1.23 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 68,501 Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated, prison overcrowding is being addressed with a series of short sharp shocks, and parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. The 1st Government's national animal is the Carabao, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The 1st Government is ranked 20,351st in the world and 10th in Ridgefield for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 5,250.16 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11,446thTop
Most Primitive: 16,981stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,488thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,351stLargest Retail Industry: 20,839th
Most Primitive: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Noble Titans, The Ysion, Hagramma, and Kalegran.