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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,347th
The Allied States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
God Bless America
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The 14 Districts of America

Population276 million


The Allied States of The 14 Districts of America is a huge, genial nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate. The hard-working population of 276 million Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 12.1%.

The American economy, worth 15.1 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is 54,669 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The 14 Districts of America's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

The 14 Districts of America is ranked 172,223rd in the world and 256th in The Free Nations Region for Most Primitive, scoring -91.38 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,347th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 33rd in the region

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