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The Dank Meme Repository of The 1337 CR3W is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nicholas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, sprawling nuclear power plants, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 5.194 billion debaters are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danker Memes. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient meme-based economy, worth a remarkable 1,141 trillion small loans of a million dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 219,689 small loans of a million dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,201,410 per year while the poor average 20,523, a ratio of 58.5 to 1.
The 1337 CR3W's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded, the nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million, speech bubbles are the soul of wit, and politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The 1337 CR3W's national animal is the environmentalist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is kekistani dabism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The 1337 CR3W's influence in Artificial Solar System rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : The 1337 CR3W applied to join the World Assembly.
- : The 1337 CR3W relocated from Anontia to Artificial Solar System.
- : The 1337 CR3W relocated from Artificial Solar System to Anontia.
- : The 1337 CR3W resigned from the World Assembly.
- : The 1337 CR3W's influence in Artificial Solar System rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : The 1337 CR3W was endorsed by The Republic of WHILE DOING THE MACARENA VINNY.
- : The 1337 CR3W relocated from Cloud Kingdom to Artificial Solar System.
- : The 1337 CR3W endorsed The Commonwealth of Kverka.
- : The 1337 CR3W relocated from Artificial Solar System to Cloud Kingdom.