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Largest Gambling Industry: 408th Rudest Citizens: 479th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 514th
The Dank Meme Repository of
Corporate Bordello
Ho Ho Ho
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The 1337 CR3W

Population5.194 billion

CapitalDanker Memes
Faithkekistani dabism

Currencysmall loans of a million dollar

The Dank Meme Repository of The 1337 CR3W is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nicholas with a fair hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, sprawling nuclear power plants, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 5.194 billion debaters are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danker Memes. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient meme-based economy, worth a remarkable 1,141 trillion small loans of a million dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 219,689 small loans of a million dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,201,410 per year while the poor average 20,523, a ratio of 58.5 to 1.

The 1337 CR3W's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded, the nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million, speech bubbles are the soul of wit, and politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The 1337 CR3W's national animal is the environmentalist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is kekistani dabism.

The 1337 CR3W is ranked 97,461st in the world and 558th in Artificial Solar System for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 48.19 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Largest Gambling Industry: 408thRudest Citizens: 479thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 514thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 530thMost Avoided: 565thHighest Crime Rates: 572ndFattest Citizens: 590thMost Armed: 603rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 654thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 755thLargest Retail Industry: 766thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 861stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,106thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,111thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,155thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,347thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,416thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,511thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,537thLargest Mining Sector: 1,556thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,300thMost Devout: 2,579thHighest Average Incomes: 4,295thNudest: 4,457thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,548thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,192ndMost Pro-Market: 9,806thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,436thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,911thHighest Economic Output: 12,016th
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionTop
Nudest: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 26th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 33rd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 62nd in the region

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