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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,161stMost Patriotic: 5,242ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,614th
The Rogue Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Mission Accomplished
Influence
Instigator
WA Delegate / Regional Councillor
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The 1000 barbarians

Population776 million

Capitalstrvongron
Leaderoberjarl sup-100

Currencylogs
Animaloliphaunt

The Rogue Nation of The 1000 barbarians is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by oberjarl sup-100 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 776 million 1000 barbariansians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of strvongron. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming 1000 barbariansian economy, worth 103 trillion logs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,366 logs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Siberia holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered, the digital money revolution has cashed out, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The 1000 barbarians's national animal is the oliphaunt, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The 1000 barbarians is ranked 93,183rd in the world and 8th in Siberia for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,161stMost Patriotic: 5,242ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,614thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,104thMost Authoritarian: 10,056thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,968thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,655thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 15,968thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,282ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,961stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,154thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,345thHighest Average Incomes: 22,618thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,266thLargest Agricultural Sector: 24,296thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,548thLargest Governments: 25,670thLargest Black Market: 26,502ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26,931stMost Developed: 26,949thMost Subsidized Industry: 28,141stHealthiest Citizens: 29,130th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The 1000 barbarians, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in The 1000 barbarians, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • : Following new legislation in The 1000 barbarians, the digital money revolution has cashed out.
  • : Following new legislation in The 1000 barbarians, Siberia holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered.
  • : Following new legislation in The 1000 barbarians, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight.
  • : The 1000 barbarians became WA Delegate of Siberia.
  • : The 1000 barbarians was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and Most Advanced Law Enforcement and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : The 1000 barbarians was endorsed by The Republic of Chemgota.
  • : Following new legislation in The 1000 barbarians, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.
  • : Following new legislation in The 1000 barbarians, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university.

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