The Rogue Nation of The 1000 barbarians is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by oberjarl sup-100 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 776 million 1000 barbariansians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of strvongron. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming 1000 barbariansian economy, worth 103 trillion logs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,366 logs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Siberia holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered, the digital money revolution has cashed out, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The 1000 barbarians's national animal is the oliphaunt, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The 1000 barbarians is ranked 93,183^rd in the world and 8^th in Siberia for Most Cultured, scoring 67 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.