| Population | 17.939 billion |
| Capital | Kama Sutra |
| Leader | Kamadeva |
| Faith | Lainism |
| Currency | Cashew |
| Animal | Canary |
The Congress of The-Crow is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kamadeva with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.939 billion devotees are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kama Sutra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.4%.
The powerhouse The-Crowian economy, worth a remarkable 1,738 trillion Cashews a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 96,936 Cashews, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 323,175 per year while the poor average 21,648, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.
Even immigrants complain that immigrants keep taking their jobs, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The-Crow's national animal is the Canary, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lainism.
The-Crow is ranked 159,901st in the world and 8th in Hyrule for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -9.62 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The-Crow was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in The-Crow, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
- : Following new legislation in The-Crow, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
- : The-Crow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : The-Crow lodged a message on the Hyrule Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in The-Crow, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
- : The-Crow lodged a message on the Hyrule Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in The-Crow, even immigrants complain that immigrants keep taking their jobs.
- : Following new legislation in The-Crow, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
- : The-Crow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
