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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,797thLargest Black Market: 2,817thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,035th
The Congress of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Always A Winner!
Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The-Crow

Population19.866 billion

CapitalKama Sutra
LeaderKamadeva
FaithLainism

CurrencyCashew
AnimalCanary

The Congress of The-Crow is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kamadeva with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.866 billion devotees are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kama Sutra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.0%.

The powerhouse The-Crowian economy, worth a remarkable 2,066 trillion Cashews a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 103,998 Cashews, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 345,572 per year while the poor average 23,340, a ratio of 14.8 to 1.

Cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker, endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study, and robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The-Crow's national animal is the Canary, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lainism.

The-Crow is ranked 208,564th in the world and 13th in Hyrule for Best Weather, with 33 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,797thLargest Black Market: 2,817thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,035thLargest Populations: 6,769thMost Secular: 6,878thHighest Economic Output: 7,418thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,100thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,764thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,050thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,576thMost Influential: 9,754thTop
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Most Stationary: 11,654thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,932ndLowest Crime Rates: 19,668thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,898thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,866thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,037th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The-Crow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : The-Crow lodged a message on the Hyrule Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in The-Crow, robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones.
  • : The-Crow lodged a message on the Hyrule Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in The-Crow, endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study.
  • : The-Crow lodged a message on the Hyrule Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in The-Crow, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker.
  • : The-Crow lodged a message on the Hyrule Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in The-Crow, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : The-Crow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

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