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Largest Black Market: 3,088thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,103rdMost Secular: 6,064th
The Congress of
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The-Crow

Population23.276 billion

CapitalKama Sutra
LeaderKamadeva
FaithLainism

CurrencyCashew
AnimalCanary

The Congress of The-Crow is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kamadeva with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.276 billion devotees are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kama Sutra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.8%.

The all-consuming The-Crowian economy, worth a remarkable 2,726 trillion Cashews a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,121 Cashews, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 397,063 per year while the poor average 25,508, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.

Space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across The-Crow, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, and there's no such thing as a safe bet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The-Crow's national animal is the Canary, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lainism.

The-Crow is ranked 26,989th in the world and 4th in Hyrule for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,863.76 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Black Market: 3,088thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,103rdMost Secular: 6,064thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,219thLargest Populations: 6,330thHighest Economic Output: 6,474thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,099thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,862ndMost Corrupt Governments: 8,199thMost Influential: 9,247thMost Stationary: 9,451stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,992ndTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 17,046thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,228thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,306thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,490thMost Authoritarian: 21,609thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,141stMost Advanced Public Education: 26,989th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The-Crow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : The-Crow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in The-Crow, there's no such thing as a safe bet.
  • : Following new legislation in The-Crow, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
  • : The-Crow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in The-Crow, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns.
  • : The-Crow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in The-Crow, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across The-Crow.
  • : Following new legislation in The-Crow, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up.
  • : The-Crow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.

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