The Congress of The-Crow is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kamadeva with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.276 billion devotees are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kama Sutra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.8%.

The all-consuming The-Crowian economy, worth a remarkable 2,726 trillion Cashews a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,121 Cashews, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 397,063 per year while the poor average 25,508, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.

Space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across The-Crow, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, and there's no such thing as a safe bet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The-Crow's national animal is the Canary, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lainism.

The-Crow is ranked 26,989^th in the world and 4^th in Hyrule for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,863.76 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.