The United Kingdom of The-British-Isles is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Richard John Walter with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.474 billion Britons are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 60.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The The-British-Islesian economy, worth 70.5 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,825 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing, and towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The-British-Isles's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

The-British-Isles is ranked 179,274^th in the world and 737^th in Europe for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 9.68 on the Hayek Index.