The United Kingdom of The-British-Isles is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Richard John Walter with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.92 billion Britons are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The The-British-Islesian economy, worth 145 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,667 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, the moon's craters are more numerous every day, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, and homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The-British-Isles's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

The-British-Isles is ranked 47,653^rd in the world and 386^th in Europe for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,051.86 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.