The Republic of Thatonecountry is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Thatoneleader with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, flagrant waste-dumping, and frequent executions. The hard-working population of 1.627 billion Thatonecountryians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thatonecity. The average income tax rate is 24.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Thatonecountryian economy, worth 111 trillion Things a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 68,436 Things, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access, the government seizes all major gold finds, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Thatoneleader's bedroom, and major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thatonecountry's national animal is the Liger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Thatonecountry is ranked 111,278^th in the world and 4,449^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,405.41 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.