The Republic of Thatonecountry is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Thatoneleader with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.213 billion Thatonecountryians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thatonecity. The average income tax rate is 21.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Thatonecountryian economy, worth 72.8 trillion Things a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 60,053 Things, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them, the urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, and the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes. Crime is relatively low. Thatonecountry's national animal is the Liger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Thatonecountry is ranked 88,567^th in the world and 3,126^th in Osiris for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,308.1 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.