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Best Weather: 4,160thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,298thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,615th
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Thanatttynia

Population15.309 billion

CapitalYooy
LeaderB K

CurrencyKey
AnimalYak

The Pls of Thanatttynia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by B K with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.309 billion Thanatttynians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yooy. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Thannite economy, worth a remarkable 1,349 trillion Keys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Cheese Exports. Average income is 88,150 Keys, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, and elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thanatttynia's national animal is the Yak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thanatttynia is ranked 188,083rd in the world and 5th in Angels of Derp for Most Pro-Market, scoring -82.33 on the Rand Index.

Top
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Best Weather: 4,160thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,298thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,615thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,729thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,555thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,724thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,412thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,613thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,718thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,870thMost Pacifist: 6,942ndNicest Citizens: 7,583rdMost Cultured: 8,316thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,737thSafest: 9,746thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 11,496thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,516thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,578thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,686thLargest Governments: 11,960thHighest Economic Output: 12,022ndHealthiest Citizens: 12,156thLargest Populations: 12,629thLowest Crime Rates: 12,895thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,115thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,362ndMost Income Equality: 15,197thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,767thMost Inclusive: 16,517thHighest Drug Use: 18,530thSmartest Citizens: 19,349thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,443rd

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  • : Thanatttynia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Thanatttynia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Thanatttynia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Thanatttynia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Thanatttynia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments and Healthiest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Thanatttynia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Thanatttynia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Thanatttynia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Thanatttynia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Smartest Citizens.
  • : Thanatttynia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.

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