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Best Weather: 3,860th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,392nd Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,534th
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Thanatttynia

Population12.697 billion

CapitalYooy
LeaderB K

CurrencyKey
AnimalYak

The Pls of Thanatttynia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by B K with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.697 billion Thanatttynians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yooy. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Thannite economy, worth a remarkable 1,055 trillion Keys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 83,103 Keys, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many friends and relatives of B K have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thanatttynia's national animal is the Yak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thanatttynia is ranked 172,468th in the world and 3rd in Angels of Derp for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -22.58 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Best Weather: 3,860thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,392ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,534thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,858thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,456thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,501stMost Pacifist: 6,655thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,111thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,120thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,248thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,593rdLongest Average Lifespans: 8,080thNicest Citizens: 8,155thTop
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Most Cultured: 9,247thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,826thHighest Drug Use: 11,245thSafest: 11,422ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,798thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,144thHealthiest Citizens: 12,422ndLargest Governments: 12,581stMost Income Equality: 12,752ndHighest Economic Output: 13,175thLowest Crime Rates: 13,696thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,770thLargest Populations: 13,853rdMost Advanced Public Education: 14,709thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,393rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,482nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Thanatttynia, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in Thanatttynia, white strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits.
  • : Thanatttynia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Thanatttynia, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Thanatttynia, many friends and relatives of B K have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Thanatttynia, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
  • : Following new legislation in Thanatttynia, soldiers are now trained how to make sandwiches properly.
  • : Following new legislation in Thanatttynia, the government is spending more on exports to Brasilistan than it's receiving from tariffs on the imports.
  • : Following new legislation in Thanatttynia, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in Thanatttynia, libraries are replacing history books and classic novels with technical manuals and trades directories to match the nation's changing demands.

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