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Largest Agricultural Sector: 25thMost Corrupt Governments: 111thLowest Crime Rates: 242nd
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Born of the Sea , Favoured of Heaven
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Thaipursia

Population19.682 billion

CapitalDashai
Leadertuju'an
FaithThaipursian Orthodox Church

Currencydrama
Animalsea turtle

The Republic of Thaipursia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by tuju'an with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.682 billion Thaipans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dashai. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Thaipursian economy, worth a remarkable 6,253 trillion dramas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 317,728 dramas, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, organ donation is compulsory, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, and six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thaipursia's national animal is the sea turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Thaipursian Orthodox Church.

Thaipursia is ranked 1,116th in the world and 2nd in Kataru Kur Gal for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 8,714.88 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 25thMost Corrupt Governments: 111thLowest Crime Rates: 242ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 243rdMost Secular: 294thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 308thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 322ndMost Developed: 390thLongest Average Lifespans: 443rdHealthiest Citizens: 500thBest Weather: 518thMost Beautiful Environments: 534thHighest Disposable Incomes: 601stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 931stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,059thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,116thHighest Economic Output: 1,364thLargest Black Market: 1,679thHighest Average Incomes: 1,756thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,856thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,865thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,361stTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3,138thSmartest Citizens: 3,217thLargest Governments: 3,423rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,513thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,418thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,570thMost Efficient Economies: 7,022ndMost Authoritarian: 7,537thLargest Populations: 8,005thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,550thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,759thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,039thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,125thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,961stMost Stationary: 14,325thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,679thMost Influential: 15,808thMost Conservative: 16,451stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,175th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters.
  • : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
  • : Thaipursia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
  • : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing.
  • : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.

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