by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 13th Most Corrupt Governments: 132nd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 208th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Born of the Sea , Favoured of Heaven
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population16.235 billion

FaithThaipursian Orthodox Church

Animalsea turtle

The Republic of Thaipursia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by tuju'an with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, enslaved workforce, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.235 billion Thaipans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dashai. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Thaipursian economy, worth a remarkable 4,763 trillion dramas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 293,410 dramas, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, political activists are routinely executed, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, and the homeless more often beg for mercy than money. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thaipursia's national animal is the sea turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Thaipursian Orthodox Church.

Thaipursia is ranked 130,619th in the world and 3rd in Kataru Kur Gal for Most Income Equality, scoring 13.77 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 13thMost Corrupt Governments: 132ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 208thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 300thLowest Crime Rates: 306thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 472ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 474thMost Secular: 572ndHealthiest Citizens: 666thBest Weather: 699thHighest Disposable Incomes: 774thMost Efficient Economies: 776thMost Beautiful Environments: 798thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 798thLargest Black Market: 1,026thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,312thHighest Economic Output: 1,646thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 1,744thLargest Mining Sector: 1,800thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,468thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,510thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,641stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,839thMost Developed: 2,900thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,207thLargest Governments: 3,587thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,344thSmartest Citizens: 6,320thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,480thMost Authoritarian: 8,126thLargest Populations: 8,384thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 9,376thMost Conservative: 12,462ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,379thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,506thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,021st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, the homeless more often beg for mercy than money.
  • : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, vacationing Thaipans expect to be treated as royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, children playing with walkie-talkies are told to 'get a job'.
  • : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, people think "siege mentality" is a positive trait.
  • : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing.
  • : Following new legislation in Thaipursia, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : Thaipursia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.


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