The Chiefdom of Thai Sweet Billy is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Chief Keef with a fair hand, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, infamous sell-swords, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 4.205 billion Billyanists enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chiraq. The average income tax rate is 40.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Thai Sweet Billyian economy, worth 222 trillion Sweet Chillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Gambling, Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 52,798 Sweet Chillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers, the Federal Council of Thai Sweet Billy has been announced as the new Head of State, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, and a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went. Crime is relatively low. Thai Sweet Billy's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thai Sweet Billy is ranked 186,203^rd in the world and 4,296^th in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.55 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.