by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 1,844thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,473rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,468th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Twirling in the Sunlight
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population8.48 billion

LeaderDyl Kyosson

AnimalArctic Warbler

The Kingdom of Thaelle is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Dyl Kyosson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.48 billion Thaelleans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyoicho. The average income tax rate is 9.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Thaellean economy, worth 573 trillion Kiels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 67,610 Kiels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police, Thaelle has designated Kyoicho as its capital city, and Dyl Kyosson has just been declared ruler of Thaelle in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Thaelle's national animal is the Arctic Warbler, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Thaelle is ranked 141,055th in the world and 49th in The Free Nations Region for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,616.52 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 1,844thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,473rdTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,468thMost Ignorant Citizens: 22,838th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the region

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