The Allied States of Th0makistan is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 894 million Th0makistanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Th0makistanian economy, worth 62.8 trillion Yen a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,213 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Leader's wardrobe, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, and reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Th0makistan's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Th0makistan is ranked 46,544^th in the world and 4^th in AP Copotopia for Most Cultured, scoring 74 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.