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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,482ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,852ndRudest Citizens: 4,368th
The Lucky Holy Zombie of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Come and Take it! Lucky
President Henderson
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Texizona

Population4.786 billion

CapitalDallas
LeaderPresident Henderson
FaithChristianity

CurrencyGold bar
AnimalCow Bat

The Lucky Holy Zombie of Texizona is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Henderson with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.786 billion Texizonans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. The average income tax rate is 47.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Texizonan economy, worth 820 trillion Gold bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 171,512 Gold bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, the nation's favourite colour is blue (Texizona has found 1 easter egg), international trade is a sticky issue, and people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texizona's national animal is the Cow Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Texizona is ranked 32,453rd in the world and 35th in Texas for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,676.17 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,482ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,852ndRudest Citizens: 4,368thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,884thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,685thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,927thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,971stLargest Black Market: 9,274thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,352ndHighest Average Incomes: 10,133rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,417thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,539thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,268thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 12,534thMost Efficient Economies: 12,890thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,047thMost Developed: 14,926thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,140thSmartest Citizens: 17,234thMost Cultured: 17,460thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,469thLargest Governments: 20,785thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,215thHighest Economic Output: 22,502nd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Texizona, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Texizona, international trade is a sticky issue.
  • : Texizona changed its national nation type to "Lucky Holy Zombie".
  • : Texizona published "Easter Eggs" (Factbook: Geography).
  • : Following new legislation in Texizona, the nation's favourite colour is blue (Texizona has found 1 easter egg).
  • : Following new legislation in Texizona, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • : Following new legislation in Texizona, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in Texizona, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Texizona, the nation leads Texas in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Texizona, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.

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