The Lucky Holy Zombie of Texizona is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Henderson with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.786 billion Texizonans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. The average income tax rate is 47.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Texizonan economy, worth 820 trillion Gold bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 171,512 Gold bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, the nation's favourite colour is blue (Texizona has found 1 easter egg), international trade is a sticky issue, and people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texizona's national animal is the Cow Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Texizona is ranked 32,453^rd in the world and 35^th in Texas for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,676.17 on the Societal Mobility Rating.