by Max Barry

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Most Authoritarian: 11,237thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18,355thMost Conservative: 20,324th
The Jingoistic States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Santa Anna was mega cringe.
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Texian Assault Brigades

Population36 million

CurrencyTexian dollar

The Jingoistic States of Texian Assault Brigades is a small, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 36 million Texians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 36.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Texian Assault Brigadesian economy, worth 1.29 trillion Texian dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,797 Texian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections, military spending recently hit a new high, and government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texian Assault Brigades's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Texian Assault Brigades is ranked 242,899th in the world and 2nd in The Peoples Anti Commie Alliance for Most Developed, scoring 49.8 on the Human Development Index.

Most Authoritarian: 11,237thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 18,355thMost Conservative: 20,324th

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