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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 651stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 923rdMost Devout: 1,090th
The Spanish Imperium of
Right-wing Utopia
Purity, loyalty, and devotion to the Emperor
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Texasiva

Population7.442 billion

CapitalNew Atlanta
LeaderLorenzo Carlos de Franco
FaithVisgardism

CurrencySlave
AnimalRunaway Slave

The Spanish Imperium of Texasiva is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lorenzo Carlos de Franco with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.442 billion Texasivans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Atlanta. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Texasivan economy, worth a remarkable 1,940 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 260,719 Slaves, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,798,156 per year while the poor average 13,403, a ratio of 134 to 1.

Texasivan soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting, the moon's craters are more numerous every day, critical thinking is grounds for expulsion from university, and royal mothers accustomed to baby-talk assure the troops "we gweatly wespect your service; yes, we do". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Texasiva's national animal is the Runaway Slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Visgardism.

Texasiva is ranked 224,364th in the world and 11th in New Coalition of Nations for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -19.49 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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1%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 651stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 923rdMost Devout: 1,090thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,215thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,402ndMost Armed: 1,482ndRudest Citizens: 1,525thMost Avoided: 1,568thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,785thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,901stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,986thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,062ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,068thTop
5%
Most Efficient Economies: 2,340thLargest Retail Industry: 2,368thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,728thFattest Citizens: 2,926thHighest Average Incomes: 3,007thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,424thLargest Black Market: 3,622ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,227thLargest Mining Sector: 4,341stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,625thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,911thMost Cultured: 6,010thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,802ndHighest Economic Output: 7,906thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,533rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,595thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,579thLargest Governments: 10,149thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,283rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,391stTop
10%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,055thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,940thMost Conservative: 17,049thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,711th
Top
10%
Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Texasiva, royal mothers accustomed to baby-talk assure the troops "we gweatly wespect your service; yes, we do".
  • : Texasiva was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Texasiva was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Texasiva, critical thinking is grounds for expulsion from university.
  • : Texasiva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Texasiva's influence in New Coalition of Nations rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Texasiva was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Texasiva's influence in New Coalition of Nations rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Texasiva's influence in New Coalition of Nations rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Texasiva's influence in New Coalition of Nations rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".

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