by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 629thMost Influential: 927thMost Devout: 1,763rd
The United States of
Right-wing Utopia
Don't Mess with Texas
Sir Howdy
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Texas States

Population4.055 billion

CapitalLone Star City
LeaderSir Howdy

Currency1000 Ton of Gold

The United States of Texas States is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sir Howdy with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory gun ownership, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.055 billion Texans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lone Star City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Texan economy, worth 621 trillion 1000 Tons of Gold a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 153,318 1000 Tons of Gold, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 502,795 per year while the poor average 35,087, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

Textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, bicyclists are banned from major roads, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, and artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texas States's national animal is the Longhorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Texas States is ranked 37,211th in the world and 1,960th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,406.33 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 629thMost Influential: 927thMost Devout: 1,763rdTop
Most Armed: 3,358thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,647thRudest Citizens: 5,357thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,035thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,122ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,323rdBest Weather: 6,415thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,908thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,935thMost Efficient Economies: 9,602ndLargest Retail Industry: 9,812thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,302ndTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 10,848thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,414thMost Conservative: 11,431stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,439thHighest Average Incomes: 12,733rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,946thLowest Crime Rates: 13,544thMost Developed: 15,125thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,691stLargest Governments: 17,690th
Most Devout: 73rd in the regionTop
Most Armed: 116th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 192nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 251st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 254th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 273rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 296th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 327th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 339th in the regionMost Influential: 345th in the regionBest Weather: 351st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 413th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 429th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 483rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 498th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 501st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 508th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 559th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 595th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 605th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 659th in the regionLargest Black Market: 671st in the regionMost Conservative: 725th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 772nd in the regionMost Developed: 790th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 813th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 843rd in the regionLargest Governments: 848th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 994th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Texas States endorsed The Holy Empire of Eschatosia.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be.
  • : Texas States voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Access to Abortion".
  • : Texas States was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Eschatosia.
  • : Texas States endorsed The Empire of Heilhum Imperius.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 238 » Shibutani, Orado, The Rhein States, Siwale, Pallaith, Pazair, Wisconsota, Loutsland, Territorio di Nessuno, Runeda, PlanetPunk, Selfgradatude, Corfad, Dreadton, Zumlandia, Dar es Saalam, Viridiann, Sunto, North Bratislava, Koda-Land, Sundred, Yaorozu, Newpromisedland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Dabarastan, Fizban, Trillius, Guer Aike, Zyvetskistaahn, Notyoutopia, Bearical, Ravendi, Daiz, Lorigia, Interdimensional Zone, Great Bights Mum, Valhalla123, Shadowrik, Eri-Maqa-Ena, 1 very fast endotarter, Castle Federation, McMasterdonia, Glurponia, Seenvorland, Wineclaw, Empy, Kranostav, Sil Dorsett, Vincone Cae, Frances Francis the First of France, and 188 others.El Fiji Grande, Ethnon, Gnomewatchers, The Iron Lions, Steampunk Ariel, Holy Oranz, Misthas, Palgo, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Vathnutum, Praeceps, Valentine Z, Volstokn, Fendlium, Cobleck Weleis, Abject Ludicrosity, Austral States of America, Lungha, Napnomadia, Prydania, Wilkshire, Kasazzastan, Terban Kedah, Loli County, Makersaulache, Minuda, Advancia-Sizzletown, Eraver, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Hamerica, United Kahndaq, Merconitonitopia, Serendipita Martia, Valatic Ash, The Austro Germanic Union, Moubarakistan, Kelvaros Prime, Xagill, Malta Comino Gozo, Noahs Second Country, Tachycardia, Yokciq Empire, Universal State Formula, Woodsend, Clan Barrnary, Old Republic of Greece, The New Communist Republic Of States, Pheonisland, Anungu, Dakota Territories, New Biryukova, German Spitsbergen, Hyphen, Azzarel, South Almyra, Psychotic Vegans, Alamei, Arimbia, JMingozela, Amblegreserland, Aetulia, Aroa, Wit Noreis, Antiyard, Asgardira, Alice Gardens, Altivia, Jellies Island, Freyford, Wolvenland, Ataraxia Somnia, The Stratosphere Islands, Pleroma Sans Romans, Abiswashyo-bhumi, MiaryBhalzhack, Lucedeia, The Endless Eventide, Votak Matim, Omnistria, Xyrron, ZimRobwe, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Clan Spaniel, Ihese, The Lancerian Empire, Prevaland, Diodone, Crader, New Lakemba, The World Capitalist Confederation, Plangainer, Xentherida, The Windmilluminati, SORT, Nisastria, Aeolist, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Nistriabar, Varola, Unshleepd, Greater New America, New Octicarg, Schnuftelland, Avastate, Maott, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Westinor, The Most Freedom Ever, Californian Redwood, Zeternia, Ver Testua, Astronomical, Rescadra, Fauzjhia, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Mesopotama, PortvgaI, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Zzozona, Timothea, Iztocna Slavija, Hoglands, Dylanana, Plutayah, Termathe, Veast, Former English Colony, I Like Killing people, The Calabash Protectorate, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Libertania Democratica, Walter Jackson, Kocherian, Borsukia, Asoc lon, Ihsan, Seanat, Brucklania, Fayyayid, Arichia, Joodey, Arbor Marshes, Solskjar, Palisede, Tenjistan, Smesh, Damsmel, Simone Republic, Alyrria, Highton Islands, Yellops, PotatoFarmers, Orogonia, Nouvelle-Floride, New Jamgra, Kahlo, Khoik, Unimaginable Doom, Fracie, Yalgora, The New Cordian Empire, U S Eh, Maclare, Animu Place, Madjack, Principia Mathematica, Pokemanland, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Buckhem, Lionia, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, Ultra777, Andexia, Neu-Galicia, WeKnow, Eastern Cous Empria, Etanur, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Heilhum Imperius, and Eschatosia.

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