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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 591stMost Influential: 986thMost Devout: 1,543rd
The United States of
Moralistic Democracy
Don't Mess with Texas
Sir Howdy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Texas States

Population6.076 billion

CapitalLone Star City
LeaderSir Howdy

Currency1000 Ton of Gold

The United States of Texas States is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sir Howdy with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.076 billion Texans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lone Star City. The average income tax rate is 9.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Texan economy, worth 939 trillion 1000 Tons of Gold a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 154,586 1000 Tons of Gold, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Protestors are soaking piles of 1000 Tons of Gold in blood to make a point about government incomes, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, and auditors are gutting every governmental department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texas States's national animal is the Longhorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Texas States is ranked 69,490th in the world and 3,212th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,741.89 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 591stMost Influential: 986thMost Devout: 1,543rdTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,839thMost Armed: 3,005thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,255thBest Weather: 4,563rdRudest Citizens: 4,894thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,060thLargest Retail Industry: 5,251stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,709thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,545thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,248thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 12,826thHighest Average Incomes: 13,288thMost Patriotic: 14,485thMost Efficient Economies: 15,414thMost Developed: 16,789thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,284thLargest Black Market: 17,608thHighest Economic Output: 20,115thLowest Crime Rates: 20,712thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,892ndHighest Poor Incomes: 21,690thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21,808thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,125th
Most Devout: 65th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 111th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 127th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 127th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 203rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 256th in the regionRudest Citizens: 263rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 274th in the regionBest Weather: 283rd in the regionMost Influential: 363rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 390th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 427th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 644th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 654th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 655th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 668th in the regionLargest Black Market: 688th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 746th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 817th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 826th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 850th in the region

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