The United States of Texas States is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sir Howdy with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.076 billion Texans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lone Star City. The average income tax rate is 9.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Texan economy, worth 939 trillion 1000 Tons of Gold a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 154,586 1000 Tons of Gold, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Protestors are soaking piles of 1000 Tons of Gold in blood to make a point about government incomes, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, and auditors are gutting every governmental department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texas States's national animal is the Longhorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Texas States is ranked 69,490^th in the world and 3,212^th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,741.89 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.