The United States of Texas States is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sir Howdy with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.141 billion Texans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lone Star City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Texan economy, worth a remarkable 1,625 trillion 100000000000 Tons of Gold a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 199,688 100000000000 Tons of Gold, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

School teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit", every week is blindness awareness week, and matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texas States's national animal is the Longhorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Texas States is ranked 159,572^nd in the world and 8,233^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 241.04 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.