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Most Devout: 1,535thMost Influential: 1,786thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,698th
The United States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Don't Mess with Texas
Sir Howdy
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Texas States

Population8.141 billion

CapitalLone Star City
LeaderSir Howdy

Currency100000000000 Ton of Gold
AnimalLonghorn

The United States of Texas States is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sir Howdy with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.141 billion Texans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lone Star City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Texan economy, worth a remarkable 1,625 trillion 100000000000 Tons of Gold a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 199,688 100000000000 Tons of Gold, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

School teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit", every week is blindness awareness week, and matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texas States's national animal is the Longhorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Texas States is ranked 159,572nd in the world and 8,233rd in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 241.04 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Devout: 1,535thMost Influential: 1,786thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,698thTop
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Most Armed: 2,857thLargest Retail Industry: 3,198thBest Weather: 3,640thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,830thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,611thRudest Citizens: 4,640thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,452ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,745thHighest Average Incomes: 7,366thMost Patriotic: 7,379thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,476thLargest Black Market: 7,686thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,524thMost Efficient Economies: 8,716thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,043rdMost Corrupt Governments: 9,508thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,811thMost Developed: 11,841stHighest Economic Output: 12,157thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,164thLargest Governments: 15,409thLowest Crime Rates: 15,458thSmartest Citizens: 17,146thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,404thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,702ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,879thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,006thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,846thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,634thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,262ndHighest Poor Incomes: 24,434th
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Most Devout: 66th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 95th in the regionMost Armed: 102nd in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 149th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 150th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 155th in the regionLargest Black Market: 188th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 202nd in the regionBest Weather: 206th in the regionRudest Citizens: 244th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 266th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 284th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 293rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 301st in the regionMost Patriotic: 307th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 338th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 408th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 454th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 558th in the regionMost Influential: 570th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 623rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 630th in the regionMost Stationary: 655th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 670th in the regionMost Developed: 678th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 771st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 771st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 773rd in the regionLargest Populations: 779th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 844th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 899th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 903rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 917th in the regionMost Average: 933rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 968th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,023rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,094th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,135th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,275th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Texas States was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit".
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
  • : Texas States was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Texas States, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.

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