The Lucky Eco Green Colony of Texas Jaguarundi is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by St Patrick with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.231 billion Texas Jaguarundis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 46.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Texas Jaguarundi economy, worth 527 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 124,731 gold bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, anti-government web sites are springing up, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, and workers have seized control of the economy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Texas Jaguarundi's national animal is the Leprechaun, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Texas Jaguarundi is ranked 21,313^th in the world and 33^rd in Forest for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 67,354.97 Standard Monetary Units.