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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,068thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,320thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,478th
The Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
友好
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Texapan

Population4.468 billion

CapitalNakamiya
LeaderKamikawa Kenta
FaithChristianity

Currencyyen
Animalarmadillo

The Republic of Texapan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kamikawa Kenta with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.468 billion Texapanese are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nakamiya. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Texapanese economy, worth 413 trillion yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 92,476 yen, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 621,149 per year while the poor average 5,152, a ratio of 120 to 1.

Recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, and the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Texapan's national animal is the armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Texapan is ranked 272,953rd in the world and 81st in Texas for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 165.99 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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5%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,068thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,320thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,478thFattest Citizens: 4,235thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,209thRudest Citizens: 6,804thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,759thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,789thTop
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 15,535thMost Devout: 17,502ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 17,919thMost Avoided: 18,165thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23,059thLargest Retail Industry: 24,039th
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10%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the region

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  • : Texapan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Avoided.
  • : Texapan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Texapan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Texapan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Texapan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Texapan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Texapan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Texapan, the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose.
  • : Following new legislation in Texapan, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities.
  • : Following new legislation in Texapan, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.

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