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Highest Crime Rates: 77th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 94th Most Armed: 96th
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Texan Hotrodders

Population21.69 billion


The Fuel-Injected Federation of Texan Hotrodders is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 21.69 billion Texan Hotroddersians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Healthcare and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order aren't funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Texan Hotroddersian economy, worth a remarkable 4,693 trillion dragstrips a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 216,398 dragstrips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, and acceleron sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Texan Hotrodders's national animal is the acceleron, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Texan Hotrodders is ranked 176,184th in the world and 182nd in Texas for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -39.5 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Highest Crime Rates: 77thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 94thMost Armed: 96thMost Rebellious Youth: 191stMost Avoided: 213thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 295thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 311thFattest Citizens: 339thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 381stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 564thLargest Mining Sector: 579thLargest Publishing Industry: 712thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,147thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,358thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,411thRudest Citizens: 1,471stHighest Economic Output: 1,577thLargest Black Market: 1,745thTop
Highest Drug Use: 1,829thMost Cultured: 2,521stSmartest Citizens: 2,547thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,946thMost Efficient Economies: 3,198thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,426thMost Influential: 3,617thLargest Populations: 4,115thMost Stationary: 4,430thHighest Average Incomes: 4,468thMost Politically Free: 5,253rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,562ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,371stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,964thNudest: 6,970thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,037thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,535thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 10,060thLargest Retail Industry: 10,426thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,687thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,872nd
Most Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the region

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