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Texan Hotrodders

Population19.177 billion


The Fuel-Injected Federation of Texan Hotrodders is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 19.177 billion Texan Hotroddersians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Healthcare and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Texan Hotroddersian economy, worth a remarkable 4,123 trillion dragstrips a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 215,044 dragstrips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, and acceleron sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Texan Hotrodders's national animal is the acceleron, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Texan Hotrodders is ranked 181,811th in the world and 193rd in Texas for Safest, scoring 1.8 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Highest Crime Rates: 67thMost Armed: 89thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 121stMost Rebellious Youth: 191stMost Avoided: 202ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 293rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 299thFattest Citizens: 301stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 396thLargest Mining Sector: 618thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 656thRudest Citizens: 746thLargest Publishing Industry: 785thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,445thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,514thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,585thHighest Economic Output: 1,626thTop
Largest Black Market: 1,928thHighest Drug Use: 2,237thSmartest Citizens: 2,336thMost Cultured: 2,585thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,931stMost Influential: 3,159thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,261stMost Efficient Economies: 3,548thMost Politically Free: 3,908thHighest Average Incomes: 4,117thLargest Populations: 4,357thMost Stationary: 5,463rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,656thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,029thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,745thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,040thNudest: 7,428thLargest Retail Industry: 8,183rdTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,586thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,243rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,137thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,303rd
Highest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 19th in the region

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