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Highest Crime Rates: 70th Most Armed: 88th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 99th
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Texan Hotrodders

Population20.925 billion


The Fuel-Injected Federation of Texan Hotrodders is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 20.925 billion Texan Hotroddersians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Healthcare and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Texan Hotroddersian economy, worth a remarkable 4,526 trillion dragstrips a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 216,310 dragstrips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, and acceleron sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Texan Hotrodders's national animal is the acceleron, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Texan Hotrodders is ranked 3,246th in the world and 14th in Texas for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 42,439.3 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Highest Crime Rates: 70thMost Armed: 88thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 99thMost Rebellious Youth: 185thMost Avoided: 208thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 296thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 314thFattest Citizens: 329thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 381stLargest Mining Sector: 602ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 610thLargest Publishing Industry: 725thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,198thRudest Citizens: 1,230thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,382ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,479thHighest Economic Output: 1,574thTop
Largest Black Market: 1,784thHighest Drug Use: 1,864thSmartest Citizens: 2,449thMost Cultured: 2,484thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,014thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,246thMost Efficient Economies: 3,266thMost Influential: 3,443rdLargest Populations: 4,168thHighest Average Incomes: 4,367thMost Stationary: 4,663rdMost Politically Free: 4,879thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,723rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,392ndNudest: 6,521stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,841stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,285thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 8,637thLargest Retail Industry: 8,750thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,822ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,448thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,524th
Most Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionNudest: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the region

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