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Highest Crime Rates: 71st Most Armed: 87th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 98th
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Texan Hotrodders

Population20.608 billion


The Fuel-Injected Federation of Texan Hotrodders is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 20.608 billion Texan Hotroddersians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Healthcare and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order aren't funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Texan Hotroddersian economy, worth a remarkable 4,428 trillion dragstrips a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 214,874 dragstrips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Schools offer a range of lessons in subjects as diverse as The Economics of Bullying for Lunch Money, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, and acceleron sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Texan Hotrodders's national animal is the acceleron, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Texan Hotrodders is ranked 162,523rd in the world and 158th in Texas for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -21.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Highest Crime Rates: 71stMost Armed: 87thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 98thMost Rebellious Youth: 192ndMost Avoided: 206thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 299thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 303rdFattest Citizens: 318thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 374thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 596thLargest Mining Sector: 631stLargest Publishing Industry: 729thRudest Citizens: 1,096thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,283rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,385thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,506thHighest Economic Output: 1,584thTop
Largest Black Market: 1,939thHighest Drug Use: 2,138thSmartest Citizens: 2,445thMost Cultured: 2,504thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,098thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,186thMost Efficient Economies: 3,268thMost Influential: 3,447thLargest Populations: 4,207thHighest Average Incomes: 4,391stMost Politically Free: 4,575thMost Stationary: 4,800thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,825thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,124thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,646thNudest: 6,672ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,895thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 8,659thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,988thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,815thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,765thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,476th
Highest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionNudest: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the region

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