The State of Teutonicorus is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.969 billion Teutonicorusians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 8.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Teutonicorusian economy, worth 910 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Average income is 56,990 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Teutonicorus's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Teutonicorus is ranked 195,065^th in the world and 4^th in Brandenburg for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.13 law-abiding acts per hour.