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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,970th Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,916th Fattest Citizens: 5,275th
The Empire of
Corporate Police State
Autocracy, Unity, Might
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Teutonican Empire

Population2.526 billion

CapitalWorldcapital Teutonia
LeaderEmpress Lune de Silurie III


The Empire of Teutonican Empire is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Lune de Silurie III with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, deadly medical pandemics, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.526 billion Teutonicans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Worldcapital Teutonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.5%.

The powerhouse Teutonican economy, worth 223 trillion pixels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 88,545 pixels, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 356,847 per year while the poor average 14,684, a ratio of 24.3 to 1.

Homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property, Empress Lune de Silurie III has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, euthanasia is legal, and tax rises are attributed to divine will. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Teutonican Empire's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Teutonican Empire is ranked 62,141st in the world and 1,778th in Osiris for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 70.99 Workforce Participation Rate.

Largest Gambling Industry: 2,970thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,916thFattest Citizens: 5,275thMost Avoided: 5,797thLargest Retail Industry: 5,807thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,964thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,277thLargest Mining Sector: 7,189thTop
Most Conservative: 10,079thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,215thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,097thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,804th
Largest Gambling Industry: 150th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 236th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 271st in the regionFattest Citizens: 274th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 310th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 329th in the regionMost Conservative: 333rd in the regionMost Avoided: 351st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 355th in the regionMost Extreme: 355th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 384th in the region

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