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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,736thSafest: 2,196thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,408th
The People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Proletarier aller Lšnder, vereinigt Euch!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Teutonic Kaiserreich

Population6.775 billion

LeaderVolkskaiser Werner I

Animalprussian crow

The People's Republic of Teutonic Kaiserreich is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Volkskaiser Werner I with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.775 billion Kaiserians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Preussen. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaiserian economy, worth a remarkable 1,143 trillion volksmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 168,797 volksmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, and political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teutonic Kaiserreich's national animal is the prussian crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Teutonic Kaiserreich is ranked 3,083rd in the world and 62nd in Europe for Healthiest Citizens, with 24.07 bananas ingested per day.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,736thSafest: 2,196thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,408thLowest Crime Rates: 2,419thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,491stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,560thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,797thBest Weather: 2,875thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,035thHealthiest Citizens: 3,083rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,127thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,155thMost Influential: 3,465thMost Pacifist: 3,605thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,652ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,670thMost Developed: 3,775thNicest Citizens: 3,865thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,899thLargest Governments: 4,014thHighest Food Quality: 4,173rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,249thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,396thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,644thMost Cultured: 4,671stSmartest Citizens: 4,973rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,017thMost Inclusive: 5,510thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,297thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,241stMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,038thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,689thMost Secular: 11,346thHighest Average Incomes: 11,444thTop
Most Income Equality: 14,753rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,535thMost Efficient Economies: 16,790thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,102ndHighest Economic Output: 18,198th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 21st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 24th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 38th in the regionSafest: 39th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 50th in the regionBest Weather: 50th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 51st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 53rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 54th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 60th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 62nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 62nd in the regionLargest Governments: 63rd in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 67th in the regionMost Pacifist: 68th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 69th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 70th in the regionNicest Citizens: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 74th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 77th in the regionMost Developed: 78th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 84th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 89th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 89th in the regionMost Cultured: 92nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 94th in the regionMost Inclusive: 111th in the region

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