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Largest Information Technology Sector: 8thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21stHighest Average Incomes: 30th
The Sovereign Covenant of
Capitalist Paradise
Actions, Not Words
Influence
Eminence Grise
Founder / WA Delegate / Chief Admin
Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
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Teutionia

Population13.893 billion

CapitalHope City
LeaderHigh King Eden Martin
FaithNew Cantcarism

CurrencyCredit
AnimalCrying Wolf

The Sovereign Covenant of Teutionia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by High King Eden Martin with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 13.893 billion Teutonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hope City. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Teutonic economy, worth an astonishing 11,556 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 831,797 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on High King Eden Martin's desk, and Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Teutonic military unleashed its biological weapons. Crime is totally unknown. Teutionia's national animal is the Crying Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is New Cantcarism.

Teutionia is ranked 203,600th in the world and 45th in The Universal Order of Nations for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -24.29 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 8thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21stHighest Average Incomes: 30thMost Subsidized Industry: 48thMost Efficient Economies: 50thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 51stHighest Poor Incomes: 64thLargest Black Market: 68thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 76thLargest Retail Industry: 77thRudest Citizens: 98thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 140thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 155thMost Secular: 163rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 171stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 180thSmartest Citizens: 199thLargest Agricultural Sector: 214thMost Avoided: 225thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 249thLargest Mining Sector: 250thHighest Economic Output: 293rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 318thLargest Insurance Industry: 369thLargest Governments: 372ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 377thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 378thMost Armed: 619thFattest Citizens: 649thMost Rebellious Youth: 668thMost Advanced Public Education: 778thMost Corrupt Governments: 855thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 969thTop
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Most Developed: 2,486thMost Cultured: 3,007thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,076thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,472ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,909thMost Inclusive: 5,597thMost Influential: 6,193rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,200thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,157thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,416thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,012thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,650thHighest Drug Use: 16,064thLargest Populations: 16,229thMost Stationary: 19,849th
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Teutionia, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Teutonic military unleashed its biological weapons.
  • : Teutionia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Teutionia, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on High King Eden Martin's desk.
  • : Following new legislation in Teutionia, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Teutionia lodged a message on the The Universal Order of Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Teutionia, official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis.
  • : Teutionia lodged a message on the The Universal Order of Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Teutionia, the government spends twice as much reclaiming lost settlements from the sea as it could've on coastal defences.
  • : Following new legislation in Teutionia, the Teutonic war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners.
  • : Teutionia was endorsed by The Federation of RETALIA.

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Legion Of Peace, Uelvan, Silberfluss, and RETALIA.

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