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Largest Information Technology Sector: 8thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12thHighest Poor Incomes: 19th
The Sovereign Covenant of
Father Knows Best State
Actions, Not Words
Influence
Eminence Grise
Founder / WA Delegate / Chief Admin
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Teutionia

Population15.776 billion

CapitalHope City
LeaderHigh King Eden Martin
FaithNew Cantcarism

CurrencyCredit
AnimalCrying Wolf

The Sovereign Covenant of Teutionia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by High King Eden Martin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.776 billion Teutonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hope City. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Teutonic economy, worth an astonishing 13,672 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 866,655 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt. Crime is totally unknown. Teutionia's national animal is the Crying Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is New Cantcarism.

Teutionia is ranked 2,454th in the world and 12th in The Universal Order of Nations for Most Developed, scoring 97.36 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 8thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12thHighest Poor Incomes: 19thHighest Average Incomes: 24thMost Subsidized Industry: 40thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 41stLargest Black Market: 51stMost Efficient Economies: 52ndMost Patriotic: 56thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 72ndLargest Retail Industry: 95thMost Secular: 104thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 141stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 142ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 143rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 176thSmartest Citizens: 189thLargest Mining Sector: 207thLargest Agricultural Sector: 227thHighest Economic Output: 232ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 248thRudest Citizens: 303rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 319thLargest Governments: 348thLargest Insurance Industry: 355thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 369thMost Avoided: 404thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 435thMost Rebellious Youth: 639thMost Advanced Public Education: 646thFattest Citizens: 663rdMost Corrupt Governments: 670thMost Armed: 761stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,409thTop
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Most Developed: 2,454thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,521stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,558thMost Cultured: 3,183rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,441stMost Influential: 5,674thMost Inclusive: 5,741stMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,424thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,667thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,403rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11,610thLargest Populations: 15,616thMost Stationary: 16,804th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Teutionia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Teutionia, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Teutionia, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in Teutionia, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Teutionia, rocket boots and thermal detonators have become standard-issue military gear.
  • : Teutionia set the regional banner of The Universal Order of Nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Teutionia, vacationing Teutonians expect to be treated as royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Teutionia, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Teutionia, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Teutionia.
  • : Teutionia lodged a message on the The Universal Order of Nations Regional Message Board.

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