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Teufelvolk

Population27.656 billion

CapitalGroznyj Grad
LeaderThe Despot
FaithFascism

CurrencyOsmium Standard
AnimalMantis

The Dominion of Teufelvolk is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Despot with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 27.656 billion Teufelvolkians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Administration, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groznyj Grad. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Teufelvolkian economy, worth an astonishing 16,256 trillion Osmium Standards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 587,808 Osmium Standards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, and wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Teufelvolk's national animal is the Mantis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fascism.

Teufelvolk is ranked 1,737th in the world and 33rd in the Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 1,652 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 9thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15thLargest Insurance Industry: 16thLargest Mining Sector: 18thMost Avoided: 58thHighest Disposable Incomes: 59thRudest Citizens: 83rdMost Efficient Economies: 87thMost Devout: 112thHighest Poor Incomes: 114thHighest Economic Output: 142ndHighest Average Incomes: 158thLargest Retail Industry: 182ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 195thFattest Citizens: 215thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 225thMost Stationary: 350thMost Subsidized Industry: 528thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 611thMost Scientifically Advanced: 769thMost Ignorant Citizens: 967thLargest Governments: 1,566thLargest Black Market: 1,737thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,250thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,613thLargest Populations: 3,099thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,556thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,936thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,267thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,494thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,724thNudest: 10,289thMost Influential: 11,727thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 14,590thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,908thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,577thHighest Drug Use: 22,303rd
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 33rd in the regionLargest Governments: 37th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 56th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 78th in the regionMost Influential: 132nd in the regionNudest: 145th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 145th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 153rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 193rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 212th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 231st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 304th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 319th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 403rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 605th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, old spellbooks are only useful as door-stops or toilet roll substitute.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Teufelvolk.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, there's a bright dawn ahead for Teufelvolk.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.

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