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Teufelvolk

Population28.576 billion

CapitalGroznyj Grad
LeaderThe Despot
FaithFascism

CurrencyOsmium Standard
AnimalMantis

The Dominion of Teufelvolk is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Despot with a fair hand, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 28.576 billion Teufelvolkians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Administration, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groznyj Grad. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Teufelvolkian economy, worth an astonishing 17,134 trillion Osmium Standards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is a breathtaking 599,595 Osmium Standards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", chickens roam the streets freely, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Teufelvolk's national animal is the Mantis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fascism.

Teufelvolk is ranked 126,860th in the world and 3,309th in the Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 23.68 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12thMost Corrupt Governments: 13thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14thLargest Insurance Industry: 14thLargest Mining Sector: 19thMost Avoided: 57thHighest Disposable Incomes: 60thMost Efficient Economies: 85thHighest Poor Incomes: 92ndRudest Citizens: 96thMost Devout: 121stHighest Economic Output: 122ndHighest Average Incomes: 155thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 180thLargest Retail Industry: 188thFattest Citizens: 207thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 243rdMost Stationary: 345thMost Subsidized Industry: 495thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 647thMost Scientifically Advanced: 723rdLargest Governments: 1,411thLargest Black Market: 1,532ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,143rdTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,306thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,396thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,644thHighest Drug Use: 2,719thLargest Populations: 3,049thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,758thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,067thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,150thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,620thTop
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Most Influential: 11,718thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,001stLowest Crime Rates: 15,426thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,663rd
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 36th in the regionLargest Governments: 40th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 58th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 64th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 123rd in the regionMost Influential: 139th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 179th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 200th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 218th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 229th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 377th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 405th in the regionMost Politically Free: 417th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, chickens roam the streets freely.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear".
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, refugees from other nations are flocking to Teufelvolk's border.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities.

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