Most Corrupt Governments: 4th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th Largest Mining Sector: 20th
The Dominion of
Corporate Police State
Fight to the death!
The Despot
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Dominion of Teufelvolk is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Despot with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, zero percent divorce rate, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.673 billion Teufelvolkians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groznyj Grad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Teufelvolkian economy, worth an astonishing 10,635 trillion Osmium Standards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 569,549 Osmium Standards, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,523,367 per year while the poor average 80,284, a ratio of 31.4 to 1.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity, and retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Teufelvolk's national animal is the Mantis, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fascism.

Teufelvolk is ranked 285th in the world and 3rd in the Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 28,576.08 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Corrupt Governments: 4thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11thLargest Mining Sector: 20thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21stLargest Insurance Industry: 22ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 30thMost Avoided: 60thMost Devout: 77thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 77thHighest Average Incomes: 90thLargest Retail Industry: 97thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 153rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 178thHighest Economic Output: 188thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 285thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 337thLargest Governments: 366thMost Efficient Economies: 397thRudest Citizens: 432ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 488thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 519thMost Stationary: 591stMost Subsidized Industry: 670thLargest Black Market: 892ndFattest Citizens: 1,233rdTop
Most Conservative: 2,117thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,670thLowest Crime Rates: 2,702ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,969thLargest Populations: 4,233rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,532ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,843rdMost Influential: 6,890thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,166thMost Extreme: 9,932ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,573rdHighest Poor Incomes: 12,738thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,114th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 34th in the regionMost Conservative: 45th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 66th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 81st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 89th in the regionMost Influential: 91st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 109th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 121st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 211th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 418th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 427th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 436th in the regionMost Extreme: 446th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 545th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 631st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Teufelvolk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the nation is under martial law.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, basket-weaving is the nation's latest fad.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.


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