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Teufelvolk

Population27.108 billion

CapitalGroznyj Grad
LeaderThe Despot
FaithFascism

CurrencyOsmium Standard
AnimalMantis

The Dominion of Teufelvolk is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Despot with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 27.108 billion Teufelvolkians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groznyj Grad. The average income tax rate is 27.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Teufelvolkian economy, worth an astonishing 19,030 trillion Osmium Standards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 702,012 Osmium Standards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

No suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Teufelvolk's national animal is the Mantis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fascism.

Teufelvolk is ranked 57,310th in the world and 1,870th in the Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 73.33 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8thMost Corrupt Governments: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 9thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10thLargest Mining Sector: 12thMost Avoided: 58thHighest Poor Incomes: 62ndRudest Citizens: 75thHighest Average Incomes: 76thMost Efficient Economies: 86thHighest Economic Output: 90thLargest Retail Industry: 104thHighest Disposable Incomes: 109thMost Devout: 111thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 136thFattest Citizens: 207thLargest Black Market: 219thMost Subsidized Industry: 308thMost Stationary: 355thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 447thLargest Governments: 456thMost Scientifically Advanced: 475thMost Ignorant Citizens: 638thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 741stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,625thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,884thTop
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Largest Populations: 3,110thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,575thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,276thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,016thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,682ndNudest: 10,361stLowest Crime Rates: 10,491stTop
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Most Influential: 11,736thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,697thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,473rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,911th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 34th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 54th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 105th in the regionMost Influential: 135th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 143rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 157th in the regionNudest: 167th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 187th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 281st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 307th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 381st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 445th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 578th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 655th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, populations of two-headed Mantises have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the news is showing footage of The Despot bullying an old man to the point of tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the dartboard at the Teufelvolkian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of The Despot's face.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, major boxing matches are held in government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.

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