The Dominion of Teufelvolk is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Despot with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 27.656 billion Teufelvolkians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Administration, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groznyj Grad. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Teufelvolkian economy, worth an astonishing 16,256 trillion Osmium Standards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 587,808 Osmium Standards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, and wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Teufelvolk's national animal is the Mantis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fascism.

Teufelvolk is ranked 1,737^th in the world and 33^rd in the Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 1,652 trillion Standard Monetary Units.