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The Dominion of
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Fight to the death!
The Despot
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Superb
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Teufelvolk

Population26.438 billion

CapitalGroznyj Grad
LeaderThe Despot
FaithFascism

CurrencyOsmium Standard
AnimalMantis

The Dominion of Teufelvolk is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Despot with a fair hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 26.438 billion Teufelvolkians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groznyj Grad. The average income tax rate is 8.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Teufelvolkian economy, worth an astonishing 16,825 trillion Osmium Standards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 636,403 Osmium Standards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport, and people who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Teufelvolk's national animal is the Mantis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fascism.

Teufelvolk is ranked 205,689th in the world and 6,566th in the Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 0.64 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8thMost Corrupt Governments: 8thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9thLargest Mining Sector: 14thLargest Insurance Industry: 15thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15thMost Avoided: 61stHighest Disposable Incomes: 61stHighest Poor Incomes: 66thMost Efficient Economies: 87thRudest Citizens: 93rdMost Devout: 102ndHighest Average Incomes: 109thHighest Economic Output: 114thLargest Retail Industry: 140thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 211thFattest Citizens: 227thMost Stationary: 364thMost Subsidized Industry: 431stLargest Governments: 464thMost Ignorant Citizens: 507thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 538thLargest Black Market: 626thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 841stMost Scientifically Advanced: 842ndTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,178thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,231stLargest Populations: 3,150thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,872ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,205thLowest Crime Rates: 7,540thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,432ndTop
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Nudest: 10,307thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,142ndMost Influential: 11,670thHighest Drug Use: 12,234thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,662ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,621st
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 47th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 69th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 80th in the regionMost Influential: 119th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 155th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 192nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 201st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 222nd in the regionNudest: 234th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 259th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 422nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 500th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Teufelvolk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, people who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, voting is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, career advisors ask sociopathic orphan girls if they have considered becoming professional assassins.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
  • : Teufelvolk was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelvolk, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms.

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