The Dominion of Teufelvolk is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Despot with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 27.108 billion Teufelvolkians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groznyj Grad. The average income tax rate is 27.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Teufelvolkian economy, worth an astonishing 19,030 trillion Osmium Standards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 702,012 Osmium Standards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

No suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Teufelvolk's national animal is the Mantis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fascism.

Teufelvolk is ranked 57,310^th in the world and 1,870^th in the Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 73.33 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.