The Dominion of Teufelvolk is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Despot with a fair hand, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 28.576 billion Teufelvolkians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Administration, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Groznyj Grad. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Teufelvolkian economy, worth an astonishing 17,134 trillion Osmium Standards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is a breathtaking 599,595 Osmium Standards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", chickens roam the streets freely, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Teufelvolk's national animal is the Mantis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fascism.

Teufelvolk is ranked 126,860^th in the world and 3,309^th in the Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 23.68 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.