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Nudest: 3,254thMost Avoided: 5,968thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,623rd
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Frau liebt Frau.
Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
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Teufelreich

Population692 million

CapitalTiefestadt

CurrencyTiefling Mark
AnimalTeufel Goat

The Empire of Teufelreich is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its closed borders, complete lack of prisons, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 692 million Teufelreichers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiefestadt. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Teufelreichian economy, worth 84.7 trillion Tiefling Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 122,385 Tiefling Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Tiefestadt with effluent, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Teufelreich, and political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teufelreich's national animal is the Teufel Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Teufelreich is ranked 5,968th in the world and 1st in Nudeia for Most Avoided, scoring 417.82 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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5%
Nudest: 3,254thMost Avoided: 5,968thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,623rdMost Corrupt Governments: 8,064thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,559thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,599thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,064thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,561stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,595thTop
10%
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,865thMost Authoritarian: 15,852ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,198thLargest Black Market: 20,604thLargest Mining Sector: 21,406thHighest Average Incomes: 21,454thMost Developed: 21,516th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Teufelreich, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelreich, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Teufelreich.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelreich, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Tiefestadt with effluent.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelreich, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelreich, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs.
  • : Teufelreich was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelreich, woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst Teufel Goats.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelreich, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelreich, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelreich, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons.

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