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Nudest: 1,716thMost Avoided: 4,446thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,472nd
The Sapphic Ethnostate of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Frau liebt Frau.
Influence
Instigator
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Teufelreich

Population943 million

CapitalTiefestadt
LeaderChancellor Morticia Eisner

CurrencyTiefling Mark
AnimalTeufel Goat

The Sapphic Ethnostate of Teufelreich is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Morticia Eisner with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, enforced nudity, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 943 million Teufelreichers are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiefestadt. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Teufelreichian economy, worth 136 trillion Tiefling Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 145,040 Tiefling Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', a government program is underway to revitalize Teufelreich's beaches, and endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teufelreich's national animal is the Teufel Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Teufelreich is ranked 14,658th in the world and 5th in Nudeia for Highest Average Incomes, with 145,040.98 Standard Monetary Units.

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Nudest: 1,716thTop
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Most Avoided: 4,446thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,472ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,562ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,425thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,765thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,863rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,073rdLargest Mining Sector: 9,426thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,794thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 10,744thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,140thLargest Black Market: 12,984thHighest Average Incomes: 14,658thMost Developed: 15,370thMost Authoritarian: 19,275thLargest Governments: 19,341st
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Teufelreich, endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelreich, a government program is underway to revitalize Teufelreich's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelreich, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelreich, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelreich, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Teufelreich was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelreich, Teufelreichers have been enjoying a recent boost in civil rights as the government continues to clamp down on emigration.
  • : Teufelreich was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Teufelreich was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Teufelreich, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.

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