The Democratic Republic of TethehAlla is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Chancellor with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, vat-grown people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 8.322 billion TethehAllans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meltokio. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient TethehAllan economy, worth a remarkable 1,605 trillion Galds a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 192,921 Galds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, electricians spend more time in school than doctors, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TethehAlla's national animal is the House Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TethehAlla is ranked 171,639^th in the world and 7,632^nd in The East Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -26.47 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.