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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,741stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,182ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,117th
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Unity, Discipline, Work
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Testing nation 4497

Population3.339 billion

Currencyruble
Animaldolphin

The Republic of Testing nation 4497 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.339 billion Testing nation 4497ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 53.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Testing nation 4497ian economy, worth 415 trillion rubles a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,431 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, every day at 4am Testing nation 4497ians wake to pray for the sun to rise, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote, and the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Testing nation 4497's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Testing nation 4497 is ranked 5,167th in the world and 197th in the South Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 389 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,741stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,182ndTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,117thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,371stMost Avoided: 4,715thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,081stLargest Black Market: 5,167thLargest Retail Industry: 5,576thLargest Mining Sector: 6,627thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,147thMost Primitive: 8,227thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,761stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,345thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,892ndTop
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Most Devout: 13,549thMost Efficient Economies: 17,826thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,802ndHighest Average Incomes: 21,747thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23,322nd
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 83rd in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 99th in the regionMost Avoided: 162nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 194th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 195th in the regionLargest Black Market: 197th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 211th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 212th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 245th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 274th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 286th in the regionMost Primitive: 338th in the regionMost Devout: 377th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 394th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 556th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 654th in the regionMost Stationary: 720th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 744th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 748th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 768th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 770th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Testing nation 4497 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Testing nation 4497, the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla.
  • : Following new legislation in Testing nation 4497, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote.
  • : Following new legislation in Testing nation 4497, every day at 4am Testing nation 4497ians wake to pray for the sun to rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Testing nation 4497, voting is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Testing nation 4497, Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike.
  • : Testing nation 4497 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Testing nation 4497, a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Following new legislation in Testing nation 4497, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • : Following new legislation in Testing nation 4497, international war crimes are good for business and business is booming.

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