Population | 1.129 billion |
Capital | Erebus |
Currency | Chrysós |
Animal | Four-Headed Serpent Divine Warbeast |
The Unified Resistance of Tesseris is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.129 billion Tesserisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erebus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Tesserisian economy, worth 144 trillion Chrysós a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 128,231 Chrysós, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 453,100 per year while the poor average 26,227, a ratio of 17.3 to 1.
The doctor has cold hands, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, and birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tesseris's national animal is the Four-Headed Serpent Divine Warbeast, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Tesseris is ranked 51,494th in the world and 1st in Kosmos Choris Dakrya for Most Extreme, scoring 31.18 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Tesseris, birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers.
- : Following new legislation in Tesseris, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
- : Following new legislation in Tesseris, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength.
- : Following new legislation in Tesseris, the doctor has cold hands.
- : Following new legislation in Tesseris, the government spends billions to protect Tesseris from a disaster that is one in a million.
- : Tesseris's influence in Kosmos Choris Dakrya rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
- : Following new legislation in Tesseris, Leader's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
- : Following new legislation in Tesseris, Erebus's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen.
- : Following new legislation in Tesseris, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Chrysós charge on their phone bill.
- : Following new legislation in Tesseris, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents.