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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,411th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,565th Fattest Citizens: 15,541st
The Office of
New York Times Democracy
I speak for Tessen.
Ambassador Karl Vinton
Influence
Zero
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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Tessen Ambassadors

Population10.092 billion

CapitalMilwaukee
LeaderAmbassador Karl Vinton

Currencydollar
Animaleagle

The Office of Tessen Ambassadors is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ambassador Karl Vinton with a fair hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.092 billion Tessens enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Milwaukee. The average income tax rate is 48.8%.

The strong Tessen economy, worth 512 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 50,800 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Mathematicians are hated by children across the country, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, Tessen companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, and the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tessen Ambassadors's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Tessen Ambassadors is ranked 94,078th in the world and 5th in American Union for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,411thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,565thFattest Citizens: 15,541st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tessen Ambassadors relocated from American Coalition of Nations to American Union.
  • : Following new legislation in Tessen Ambassadors, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches.
  • : Following new legislation in Tessen Ambassadors, Tessen companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation.
  • : Following new legislation in Tessen Ambassadors, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Tessen Ambassadors's influence in American Coalition of Nations rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Tessen Ambassadors was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Tessen Ambassadors, mathematicians are hated by children across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Tessen Ambassadors, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
  • : Following new legislation in Tessen Ambassadors, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.
  • : Following new legislation in Tessen Ambassadors, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.

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