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Highest Economic Output: 291st Most Cultured: 320th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 325th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
In God We Trust
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Hegemony
Founder / Story Director
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Tessen

Population30.764 billion

CapitalLiberty
LeaderPresident James Reagan
FaithProtestantism

Currencydollar
Animaleagle

The Republic of Tessen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President James Reagan with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 30.764 billion Tessens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Tessen economy, worth an astonishing 10,110 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 328,639 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Model railroad hobbyists have taken to muscling model shipbuilders off their "turf", sections of the police receive paramilitary training, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association, and foreign despots proudly bandstand on Tessen airwaves. Crime is totally unknown. Tessen's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Tessen is ranked 27,177th in the world and 1st in American Union for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,317.52 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Highest Economic Output: 291stMost Cultured: 320thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 325thLargest Information Technology Sector: 364thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 386thMost Devout: 440thHighest Disposable Incomes: 507thLargest Retail Industry: 513thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 536thMost Scientifically Advanced: 679thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 697thMost Efficient Economies: 842ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 842ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 905thRudest Citizens: 1,030thHighest Average Incomes: 1,117thLargest Populations: 1,239thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,692ndTop
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Smartest Citizens: 1,817thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,837thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,862ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,041stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,128thSafest: 2,413thLowest Crime Rates: 2,963rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,099thMost Avoided: 4,215thMost Influential: 4,333rdLargest Governments: 4,848thLargest Mining Sector: 4,864thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,460thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,201stHighest Poor Incomes: 7,547thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,150thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 8,986thHealthiest Citizens: 9,095thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,581stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,816thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,171stLargest Black Market: 15,345th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tessen, foreign despots proudly bandstand on Tessen airwaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Tessen, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.
  • : Following new legislation in Tessen, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
  • : Following new legislation in Tessen, model railroad hobbyists have taken to muscling model shipbuilders off their "turf".
  • : Following new legislation in Tessen, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Tessen, new urban roads are threatening city parks.
  • : Tessen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Tessen, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Tessen, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
  • : Following new legislation in Tessen, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.

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