by Max Barry

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 309th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 321st Highest Economic Output: 336th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
In God We Trust
Founder / Story Director
Civil Rights
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Population30.146 billion

LeaderPresident James Reagan


The Republic of Tessen is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President James Reagan with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 30.146 billion Tessens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Tessen economy, worth a remarkable 9,420 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 312,506 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Concussed eagleball players cannot remember their lineup position, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, and it's always rabbit season. Crime is totally unknown. Tessen's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Tessen is ranked 9,492nd in the world and 1st in American Union for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 6,783.52 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 309thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 321stHighest Economic Output: 336thMost Cultured: 349thLargest Information Technology Sector: 375thMost Devout: 544thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 574thHighest Disposable Incomes: 574thLargest Retail Industry: 582ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 727thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 728thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 805thMost Efficient Economies: 869thMost Cheerful Citizens: 908thRudest Citizens: 1,124thLargest Populations: 1,244thHighest Average Incomes: 1,287thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,728thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,896thSmartest Citizens: 2,028thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,131stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,298thSafest: 2,345thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,553rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,320thMost Influential: 4,170thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,171stLargest Governments: 6,323rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,638thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,933rdHighest Poor Incomes: 7,315thMost Developed: 8,243rdTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 9,492ndMost Advanced Public Education: 9,518thLargest Mining Sector: 9,730thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,858thMost Avoided: 11,558thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,696thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,231stLargest Black Market: 15,373rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tessen, it's always rabbit season.
  • : Following new legislation in Tessen, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
  • : Following new legislation in Tessen, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks.
  • : Following new legislation in Tessen, concussed eagleball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Tessen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Bachtendekuppen".
  • : Following new legislation in Tessen, many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations.
  • : Following new legislation in Tessen, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Tessen, nations that kill a Tessen can expect a strongly worded letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Tessen, autopsies often involve only cursory examination.
  • : Following new legislation in Tessen, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby President James Reagan Pics" has made President James Reagan's mom a celebrity.


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