Population | 41.668 billion |
Capital | Liberty |
Leader | President Josiah Colton |
Faith | the Lutheran Church |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | eagle |
The Republic of Tessen is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Josiah Colton with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 41.668 billion Tessens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Tessen economy, worth an astonishing 15,734 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 377,616 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.
The pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, and sports club owners are having a moneyball. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tessen's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is the Lutheran Church.
Tessen is ranked 1,513th in the world and 1st in American Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 155.02 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Tessen, sports club owners are having a moneyball.
- : Following new legislation in Tessen, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase.
- : Following new legislation in Tessen, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback.
- : Following new legislation in Tessen, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
- : Following new legislation in Tessen, the government has embraced apartheid.
- : Following new legislation in Tessen, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
- : Following new legislation in Tessen, high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers.
- : Following new legislation in Tessen, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class.
- : Following new legislation in Tessen, the Great Tessen Melting Pot boils out ethnic heritage.
- : Following new legislation in Tessen, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities.