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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 994thMost Influential: 1,322ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,391st
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Government Knows Best!
Tsar Clouseau
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Tessau

Population12.563 billion

CapitalDresden
LeaderTsar Clouseau
FaithPink Panther-ism

CurrencySilver
AnimalGhost

The Dictatorship of Tessau is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tsar Clouseau with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.563 billion Pencil-Pushers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dresden. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The large but underdeveloped Tessauan economy, worth 568 trillion Silvers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 45,238 Silvers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Pencil-Pushers, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Tessau as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tessau's national animal is the Ghost, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pink Panther-ism.

Tessau is ranked 19,639th in the world and 1,075th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 113.1 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Healthiest Citizens: 10,759thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,991stMost Authoritarian: 11,895thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,373rdLargest Black Market: 17,316thLargest Populations: 18,953rdSafest: 19,639th
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Most Stationary: 176th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 177th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 198th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 232nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 240th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 304th in the regionLargest Populations: 348th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 396th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 405th in the regionBest Weather: 474th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 478th in the regionLargest Governments: 505th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 545th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 576th in the regionLargest Black Market: 588th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 649th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 724th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 819th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 910th in the regionMost Cultured: 1,013th in the region

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