The Incorporated States of Terroristen is a very large, pleasant nation, notable for its closed borders, lack of airports, and public floggings. The hard-nosed population of 186 million superior humans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Industry and Social Policy are ignored. The average income tax rate is 34.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped superior economy, worth 4.93 trillion Anlus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 26,495 Anlus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, and the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Terroristen's national animal is the Wolf and Blue Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Terroristen is ranked 140,789^th in the world and 37^th in Latinoamerica Libre for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 27.15 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.