The ❀Imperial Republic❀ of Terroristen is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Bashar Ki-Wi with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, fear of technology, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.929 billion Terroristens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Education and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pekin. The average income tax rate is 74.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Terroristen economy, worth 466 trillion Terrs a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 159,261 Terrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing", artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common, and President Bashar Ki-Wi shot first. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Terroristen's national animal is the Wolf and Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Terroristen is ranked 12,016^th in the world and 8^th in Latinoamerica Libre for Highest Average Incomes, with 159,261.92 Standard Monetary Units.