Largest Black Market: 29th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 33rd Highest Economic Output: 36th
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The Hell Hole of Terrians is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by THE ANIMAL with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.119 billion vermins are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient vermin economy, worth an astonishing 19,717 trillion golden fists a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 727,075 golden fists, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,639,005 per year while the poor average 81,590, a ratio of 44.6 to 1.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, the government seizes all major gold finds, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, and Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Terrians's national animal is the Fist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is OBEY OR DIE.

Terrians is ranked 251st in the world and 12th in Lazarus for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 68,959.33 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Largest Black Market: 29thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 33rdHighest Economic Output: 36thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 36thHighest Average Incomes: 38thLargest Mining Sector: 40thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 46thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 55thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 58thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 79thLargest Insurance Industry: 143rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 172ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 195thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 210thMost Avoided: 238thLargest Information Technology Sector: 251stMost Corrupt Governments: 256thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 271stLargest Governments: 278thLowest Crime Rates: 334thMost Scientifically Advanced: 392ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 406thMost Subsidized Industry: 701stLargest Agricultural Sector: 821stLargest Retail Industry: 913thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,005thLargest Populations: 1,098thMost Conservative: 1,128thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,278thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,307thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,488thTop
Most Stationary: 1,853rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,276thFattest Citizens: 2,538thHighest Drug Use: 2,601stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,190thMost Extreme: 3,718thSmartest Citizens: 3,848thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,244thMost Influential: 8,461stRudest Citizens: 8,811thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,512thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,833rdHighest Poor Incomes: 12,949thMost Authoritarian: 15,294thMost Pro-Market: 15,394th
Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Conservative: 22nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Populations: 37th in the regionMost Stationary: 45th in the regionMost Extreme: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 48th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 50th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 52nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 59th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 67th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 114th in the regionFattest Citizens: 126th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 135th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 139th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 156th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 188th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 254th in the regionRudest Citizens: 261st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 342nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 469th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 479th in the region

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