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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,845thMost Pacifist: 4,805thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,323rd
The République laïque of
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Hegemony
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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Terre Septentrionale

Population1.825 billion

CapitalVille Jacques-Cartier
LeaderSheldon Koivu
Faithhockey

Currencydollar septentrional
Animalchien

The République laïque of Terre Septentrionale is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sheldon Koivu with a fair hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.825 billion septentrionaux enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ville Jacques-Cartier. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Septentrional economy, worth 226 trillion dollar septentrionals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,202 dollar septentrionals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In court almost every witness is a hostile witness, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, and hackers post hourly updates on international summits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Terre Septentrionale's national animal is the chien, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is hockey.

Terre Septentrionale is ranked 43,696th in the world and 2nd in North Eurasia for Most Politically Free, scoring 74.19 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,845thMost Pacifist: 4,805thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,323rdLargest Welfare Programs: 6,462ndNicest Citizens: 6,678thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,833rdSafest: 7,024thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,423rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,462ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 9,950thMost Secular: 10,674thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,945thMost Inclusive: 11,100thMost Developed: 11,606thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,691stLongest Average Lifespans: 12,268thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,363rdBest Weather: 12,428thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,348thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,388thSmartest Citizens: 14,798thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,552ndMost Cultured: 15,682ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,766thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,945thHealthiest Citizens: 17,527thLowest Crime Rates: 17,668thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,932nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Terre Septentrionale, hackers post hourly updates on international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Terre Septentrionale, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in Terre Septentrionale, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
  • : Following new legislation in Terre Septentrionale, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
  • : Following new legislation in Terre Septentrionale, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • : Terre Septentrionale's influence in North Eurasia rose from "Power" to "Hegemony".
  • : Terre Septentrionale was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Terre Septentrionale, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Terre Septentrionale, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
  • : Following new legislation in Terre Septentrionale, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references.

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