Population | 3.078 billion |
Capital | Washington |
Leader | President Trump |
Faith | Southern Baptism |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | Bald Eagle |
The Grand Eternal United States of Terran American Republic is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Trump with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, triple-decker prams, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.078 billion Americans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.4%.
The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth 368 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,792 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.
Elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan, 'Coloniser-in-Chief' has become President Trump's new moniker, "To Hell or to Marshland" is a common settler cry directed at native Brasilistanis, and houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Terran American Republic's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Southern Baptism.
Terran American Republic is ranked 299,180th in the world and 2nd in Steveica for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5.45 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Terran American Republic, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
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Terran American Republic published "The New York Times | Chancellor Wolf severely injured in attack" (Bulletin: News).
- : Following new legislation in
Terran American Republic, "To Hell or to Marshland" is a common settler cry directed at native Brasilistanis.
- : Following new legislation in
Terran American Republic, 'Coloniser-in-Chief' has become President Trump's new moniker.
- : Following new legislation in
Terran American Republic, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan.
- : Following new legislation in
Terran American Republic, Brasilistan's industrial base is being quickly decimated.
- : Following new legislation in
Terran American Republic, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas.
- : Following new legislation in
Terran American Republic, claims of genocide have been levied against the nation by international observers.
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Terran American Republic set the regional banner of Steveica.
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Terran American Republic dismissed
Terran American Republic as President of Steveica.