The Trinitist Federal Republic of Termendor is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Anastasia Ivar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory vegetarianism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.781 billion Termendorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avdiivka. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Termendorian economy, worth 608 trillion Termen Teras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 218,979 Termen Teras, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Children are encouraged to chase pigeons, Termendor isn't what it used to be, the Termendorian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", and any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Termendor's national animal is the Salmender, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Western Trinitism Orthodox.

Termendor is ranked 311,662^nd in the world and 5,796^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -570.58 on the Scary Big Number Scale.