The Gallows Calibrator of Terezi Pyrope is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and parental licensing program. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.436 billion Terezi Pyropeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 35.3%.

The all-consuming Terezi Pyropean economy, worth 841 trillion boonbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,195 boonbucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The internet has been placed under government control, confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape, foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border, and morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Terezi Pyrope's national animal is the dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Terezi Pyrope is ranked 70,274^th in the world and 1,776^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.02 law-abiding acts per hour.