The Colony of TEOTRS33 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 22.57 billion TEOTRS33ians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 52.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped TEOTRS33ian economy, worth 618 trillion Citas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,400 Citas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TEOTRS33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

TEOTRS33 is ranked 120,648^th in the world and 1^st in The Empire Of The Rising Sun for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.64 law-abiding acts per hour.