The Socilaist Republic of Teotorial Of New Gambia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Secretary of Vigor with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.833 billion Teotoria Of New Gambians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South Maxtopia And North Maxtopia. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming New Gambian economy, worth 193 trillion IDRS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 105,737 IDRS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, and the treehouse in Squirrel Park is the tallest building in Teotorial Of New Gambia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Teotorial Of New Gambia's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Teotorial Of New Gambia is ranked 55,962^nd in the world and 79^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.65 law-abiding acts per hour.