The Federal Republic of Teonage is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor Anahuac with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.22 billion Teonageans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soccoro Falls. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.6%.
The all-consuming Teonagean economy, worth 358 trillion Cubits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,420 Cubits, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.
Religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, war vets look after war animals, and CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teonage's national animal is the Scarlet Tatinger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Solarism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Teonage endorsed The Pretitle of The Marconian State.
- : Teonage endorsed The Riverside Van of Lemonadia.
- : Teonage voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Access to Abortion".
- : Teonage was endorsed by The Riverside Van of Lemonadia.
- : Teonage was endorsed by The Pretitle of The Marconian State.
- : Teonage endorsed The Republic of Senota.
- : Teonage endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of Broustan.
- : Teonage endorsed The Republic of Castarilia.
- : Teonage voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Military Identification Tag Act"".
- : Teonage was endorsed by The Republic of Castarilia.
Endorsements Received: 34 » Islonia, Andusre, Titanne, Indian Genius, Fishergate, Rayekka, Izan770, Marie Byrd, Shoila, Giant Redwoods, The Bigtopia, ASEAN Nations, Faelauntz, Fyoria, Celdoria, Marvinville, Uppenja, Ermica, World Trade, Wolventoft, Zon island, Besancia, Rushenberg, Zanaana, Hulldom, Le Caldreaux, Dizgovzy, North Hinterlund, Taungu, Constitatem, Senota, Castarilia, The Marconian State, and Lemonadia.