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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,950thMost Influential: 3,714thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,934th
The Federal Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Ubi concordia, ibi Victoria.
Chancellor Anahuac
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Teonage

Population3.22 billion

CapitalSoccoro Falls
LeaderChancellor Anahuac
FaithSolarism

CurrencyCubits
AnimalScarlet Tatinger

The Federal Republic of Teonage is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chancellor Anahuac with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.22 billion Teonageans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soccoro Falls. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.6%.

The all-consuming Teonagean economy, worth 358 trillion Cubits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,420 Cubits, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, war vets look after war animals, and CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teonage's national animal is the Scarlet Tatinger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Solarism.

Teonage is ranked 26,059th in the world and 65th in Thaecia for Highest Average Incomes, with 111,420.85 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Influential: 3,714thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,934thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,142ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,542ndTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,687thHealthiest Citizens: 13,452ndLowest Crime Rates: 13,848thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,074thMost Devout: 15,581stLongest Average Lifespans: 16,697thMost Cultured: 18,641stBest Weather: 18,906thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,203rdMost Developed: 19,702ndSafest: 20,077th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionMost Stationary: 17th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 26th in the regionMost Influential: 28th in the regionMost Devout: 29th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 35th in the region

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