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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,558th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,459th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,820th
The Federal Republic of
New York Times Democracy
Sic Itur Ad Astra
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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Teonage

Population717 million

CapitalSoccoro Falls

Currencyguilder
AnimalScarlet Tatinger

The Federal Republic of Teonage is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, aversion to nipples, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 717 million Teonageans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soccoro Falls. The average income tax rate is 34.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Teonagean economy, worth 76.8 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,092 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Survivors of the Great Internet Flame War often recount horror stories of banhammers and DOS attacks, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, and there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teonage's national animal is the Scarlet Tatinger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Teonage is ranked 130,589th in the world and 227th in Thaecia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,558thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,459thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,820thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,416thMost Influential: 8,254thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,908thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,781stMost Devout: 12,551stHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,882nd
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 21st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Primitive: 24th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 27th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Teonage, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • : Teonage was endorsed by The Republic of Arheb.
  • : Teonage endorsed The Republic of Arheb.
  • : Following new legislation in Teonage, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
  • : Following new legislation in Teonage, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Teonage, survivors of the Great Internet Flame War often recount horror stories of banhammers and DOS attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Teonage, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday.
  • : Teonage endorsed The Rogue Nation of Atlantis27.
  • : Following new legislation in Teonage, works of historical fiction contain a surprising lack of historical figures.
  • : Following new legislation in Teonage, glamping Teonageans won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.

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