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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,032nd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,622nd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,874th
The Restored People's Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We Will Lead Teodorias Into Yet Another Golden Age!
Supreme Leader Paraiala Serban
Influence
Powerbroker
WA Delegate / Leader
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Teodorias

Population1.496 billion

CapitalRebuilded Bugdania
LeaderSupreme Leader Paraiala Serban
FaithTeodorian State Atheism

CurrencyRed Ron
AnimalDog

The Restored People's Republic of Teodorias is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Paraiala Serban with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.496 billion Teodorian's are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rebuilded Bugdania. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Teodorian economy, worth 301 trillion Red Rons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 201,592 Red Rons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Everyone apparently sends Supreme Leader Paraiala Serban hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, the elderly live on a steady diet of canned beans in dreary government housing, and blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teodorias's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Teodorian State Atheism.

Teodorias is ranked 10,784th in the world and 4th in The Dictatorial Paradise for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,032ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,622ndTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,874thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,100thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,368thLowest Crime Rates: 2,581stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,595thLargest Governments: 3,552ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,740thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,166thHighest Average Incomes: 5,486thMost Influential: 5,869thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,079thMost Devout: 6,725thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,840thHealthiest Citizens: 7,937thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,826thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,972ndMost Advanced Public Education: 9,495thMost Developed: 10,292ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,784thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,932ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,962ndSmartest Citizens: 11,890thMost Authoritarian: 12,851stMost Conservative: 13,397thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,359thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,071st
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Teodorias, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.
  • : Following new legislation in Teodorias, the elderly live on a steady diet of canned beans in dreary government housing.
  • : Following new legislation in Teodorias, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.
  • : Teodorias was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Teodorias, everyone apparently sends Supreme Leader Paraiala Serban hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child.
  • : Teodorias lodged a message on the The Dictatorial Paradise Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Teodorias, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Teodorias, government officials are phoning up good-looking celebrities to say they want to breed with them.
  • : Following new legislation in Teodorias, colonial subjects have Teodorian culture shoved down their throats.
  • : Teodorias lodged a message on the The Dictatorial Paradise Regional Message Board.

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