by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,105th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,369th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,485th
The Holy Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
For Teodorias!
The Leader
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate / Gulag Supervisor
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population1.154 billion

CapitalRebuilded Onutgrad
LeaderThe Leader
FaithTeodoristic Atheism

CurrencyRed Ron
AnimalMutated Dog

The Holy Nation of Teodorias is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.154 billion Teodorian's are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rebuilded Onutgrad. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Teodorian economy, worth 204 trillion Red Rons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 177,538 Red Rons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, anti-vaxxers are right about the government injecting diseases into people, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, and the Teodorian war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teodorias's national animal is the Mutated Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Teodoristic Atheism.

Teodorias is ranked 143,430th in the world and 208th in The Dictatorial Paradise for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -8.09 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,105thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,369thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,485thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,190thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,261stMost Devout: 3,368thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,435thLowest Crime Rates: 3,700thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,844thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,477thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,233rdLargest Governments: 5,370thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,372ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,896thMost Influential: 6,989thHighest Average Incomes: 7,917thMost Authoritarian: 8,084thTop
Most Conservative: 9,292ndMost Efficient Economies: 11,369thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,759thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,896thHealthiest Citizens: 11,954thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,770thMost Developed: 12,895th
Largest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 18th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21st in the region

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