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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 331stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 368thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 383rd
The Teodorian Socialist Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We Fight For The People!
Great Comrade Teo
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Teodorias

Population9.975 billion

CapitalTeodoria City
LeaderGreat Comrade Teo
FaithState Orthodoxism

CurrencyTeodorian Ron
AnimalTeodorian Bear

The Teodorian Socialist Republic of Teodorias is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Great Comrade Teo with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, enslaved workforce, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.975 billion Teodorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teodoria City. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Teodorian economy, worth a remarkable 4,140 trillion Teodorian Rons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 415,126 Teodorian Rons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, all footpaths have tollbooths, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, and the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Teodorian military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teodorias's national animal is the Teodorian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Orthodoxism.

Teodorias is ranked 303,693rd in the world and 12,749th in Balder for Most Cultured, scoring 26 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 331stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 368thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 383rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 559thLargest Agricultural Sector: 594thLargest Black Market: 816thHighest Poor Incomes: 906thHighest Average Incomes: 949thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,214thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,257thLowest Crime Rates: 1,350thLargest Governments: 1,918thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,029thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,483rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,204thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,379thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,952ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,045thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,377thHighest Economic Output: 4,461stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,519thLargest Mining Sector: 5,029thSmartest Citizens: 5,374thMost Patriotic: 5,881stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,272ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,444thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,645thMost Authoritarian: 7,286thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,400thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,896thMost Secular: 8,039thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,281stMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,476thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,652ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,637thMost Developed: 14,688thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 17,178thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,979thMost Conservative: 24,778th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 42nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 43rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 48th in the regionLargest Governments: 61st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 67th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 87th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 128th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 149th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 161st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 187th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 212th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 226th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 237th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 240th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 276th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 331st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 346th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 358th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 390th in the regionMost Secular: 438th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 441st in the regionMost Patriotic: 441st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 449th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 465th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 566th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 624th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 629th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 776th in the regionMost Extreme: 778th in the regionMost Developed: 795th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,068th in the regionMost Conservative: 1,126th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Teodorias was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Teodorias's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Teodorias was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Teodorias's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Teodorias's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Teodorias's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Teodorias was refounded in Balder.
  • : Teodorias ceased to exist in Osiris.
  • : Teodorias was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Teodorias was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.

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