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Largest Agricultural Sector: 511th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,217th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,555th
The Socialist Union of
Iron Fist Consumerists
For the People We Fight!
Supreme Leader Virgil Dimir
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population1.854 billion

LeaderSupreme Leader Virgil Dimir
FaithTeodorian Atheism

CurrencyRed Ron
AnimalRed Dog

The Socialist Union of Teodorias is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Virgil Dimir with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.854 billion Teodorian's are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bugdania. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Teodorian economy, worth 409 trillion Red Rons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 220,877 Red Rons, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, and hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teodorias's national animal is the Red Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Teodorian Atheism.

Teodorias is ranked 47,949th in the world and 30th in United roleplay authority for Most Extreme, scoring 24.62 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 511thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,217thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,555thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,713thTop
Most Devout: 1,823rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,919thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,002ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,152ndLargest Governments: 2,864thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,485thHighest Average Incomes: 4,216thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,542ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,258thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,793rdMost Influential: 6,865thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,936thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,123rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,822ndHealthiest Citizens: 8,083rdSmartest Citizens: 8,151stTop
Most Developed: 9,177thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,578thMost Efficient Economies: 10,884thLargest Black Market: 11,898thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,517thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,553rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,210thRudest Citizens: 14,746thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,640thMost Conservative: 16,652nd
Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the region

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