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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 638thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 740thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 764th
The Teodorist People's Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We Fight For The People!
Comrade Teo
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Teodorias

Population3.054 billion

CapitalTeograd
LeaderComrade Teo
FaithTeodorist Orthodoxism

CurrencyThe Red Ron
AnimalThe Teodorian Dog

The Teodorist People's Republic of Teodorias is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Comrade Teo with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.054 billion Teodorian's are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teograd. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Teodorian economy, worth 929 trillion The Red Rons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 304,366 The Red Rons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 918,591 per year while the poor average 78,573, a ratio of 11.7 to 1.

Teodorian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, most foreigners can't name the leader of Teodorias, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, and there's some really clean windows in Teodorian houses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teodorias's national animal is the The Teodorian Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Teodorist Orthodoxism.

Teodorias is ranked 169,400th in the world and 5,170th in the Rejected Realms for Most Armed, with 0.12 Weapons Per Person.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 638thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 740thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 764thLargest Agricultural Sector: 801stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 958thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,113thMost Devout: 1,192ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,330thHighest Average Incomes: 1,713thTop
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Largest Governments: 1,951stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,448thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,621stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,623rdLargest Black Market: 2,720thMost Efficient Economies: 3,017thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,566thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,083rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,195thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,280thSmartest Citizens: 6,335thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,496thLargest Mining Sector: 6,603rdHealthiest Citizens: 7,046thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,253rdTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,763rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,066thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,636thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,050thRudest Citizens: 13,865thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,764thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,826thMost Developed: 15,014thHighest Economic Output: 16,522nd
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Devout: 33rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 42nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 48th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 53rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 54th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 60th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 80th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 82nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 83rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 92nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 94th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 98th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 108th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 127th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 137th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 160th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 161st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 176th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 189th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 242nd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 284th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 323rd in the regionMost Developed: 332nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 351st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 356th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 360th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 392nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 413th in the regionMost Influential: 418th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 418th in the regionRudest Citizens: 427th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Teodorias was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Teodorias, there's some really clean windows in Teodorian houses.
  • : Following new legislation in Teodorias, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
  • : Following new legislation in Teodorias, most foreigners can't name the leader of Teodorias.
  • : Following new legislation in Teodorias, Teodorian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Teodorias was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian and Highest Economic Output.
  • : Teodorias changed its national animal to "The Teodorian Dog", its capital to "Teograd", its currency to "The Red Ron", its faith to "Teodorist Orthodoxism", its leader to "Comrade Teo", its motto to "We Fight For The People!", and its nation type to "Teodorist People's Republic".
  • : Following new legislation in Teodorias, it is rumoured that Comrade Teo uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions.
  • : Following new legislation in Teodorias, the Father of the House has been in office just shy of a fortnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Teodorias, a twice-bankrupted businessman's promotion to Minister of Finance has caused concern.

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