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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 46thLargest Mining Sector: 105thHighest Poor Incomes: 129th
The Damalgian Union of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Waste nothing.
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Tenuria

Population15.561 billion

CapitalLaishk
LeaderHigh Admiral Saiki
Faithatheism

Currencyspace junk fragment
Animalunidentified life-form

The Damalgian Union of Tenuria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by High Admiral Saiki with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.561 billion Damalgians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laishk. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Damalgian economy, worth a remarkable 7,161 trillion space junk fragments a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 460,200 space junk fragments, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Tenuria at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, and the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tenuria's national animal is the unidentified life-form, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is atheism.

Tenuria is ranked 63,760th in the world and 19th in The Local Cluster for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 52.16 Whatever.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 46thLargest Mining Sector: 105thHighest Poor Incomes: 129thLargest Black Market: 210thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 259thMost Patriotic: 260thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 339thLargest Insurance Industry: 492ndHighest Average Incomes: 538thMost Corrupt Governments: 603rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 610thMost Avoided: 985thLargest Governments: 1,232ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,245thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,257thHighest Economic Output: 1,395thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,567thMost Primitive: 1,606thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,719thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,721stLowest Crime Rates: 1,822ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,339thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,588thTop
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Most Conservative: 3,427thMost Authoritarian: 3,747thFattest Citizens: 3,847thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,687thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,948thNudest: 8,721stMost Secular: 9,269thMost Income Equality: 14,562ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 17,977thLargest Populations: 20,198thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,983rdMost Extreme: 22,119th
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Nudest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tenuria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenuria, the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenuria, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenuria, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenuria, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Tenuria at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenuria, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenuria, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenuria, drive-by spoilers are an increasingly common crime.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenuria, they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenuria, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.

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