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Most Stationary: 59th Largest Populations: 178th Lowest Crime Rates: 310th
The Confederacy of
Father Knows Best State
Ense petit placidam sub libertate quietem
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Confederacy of Tenochca is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.739 billion Tenochcans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Tenochcan economy, worth 247 trillion Quetzals a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 8,056 Quetzals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy, anti-government web sites are springing up, and heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tenochca's national animal is the couatl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Tenochca is ranked 172,380th in the world and 3rd in Katasia for Longest Average Lifespans, with 31.89 Years.

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Most Stationary: 59thLargest Populations: 178thLowest Crime Rates: 310thRudest Citizens: 407thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 583rdHighest Drug Use: 831stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,088thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,143rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,382ndMost Cultured: 1,521stSmartest Citizens: 1,661stMost Secular: 1,746thTop
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Nudest: 1,871stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,273rdMost Influential: 3,978thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,987thLargest Black Market: 8,199thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,869th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tenochca, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenochca, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenochca, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenochca, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenochca, the monarchy has adopted absolute primogeniture.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenochca, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenochca, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenochca, the credibility of anti-government demagogues is undermined by government claims that they smell like poo.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenochca, the only places to see couatls now are at local zoos.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenochca, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.

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