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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 203rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 268thLargest Welfare Programs: 276th
The Protectorate of
Left-wing Utopia
Alla vägar leder till morgondagen!
Bonnie Bonkers
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Tennis Botha

Population12.008 billion

CapitalGorka
LeaderBonnie Bonkers
FaithThe Dendrite Church

CurrencyTennis Florgon
Animalelectric razor

The Protectorate of Tennis Botha is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Bonnie Bonkers with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory vegetarianism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.008 billion Tennis Bothans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gorka. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Tennis Bothan economy, worth a remarkable 2,956 trillion Tennis Florgons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 246,212 Tennis Florgons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, you're only as old as you feel, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, and fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism. Crime is totally unknown. Tennis Botha's national animal is the electric razor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Dendrite Church.

Tennis Botha is ranked 267,930th in the world and 11,933rd in The North Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -47.94 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 203rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 268thLargest Welfare Programs: 276thMost Pacifist: 278thNicest Citizens: 330thMost Advanced Public Education: 347thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 349thMost Inclusive: 375thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 381stMost Beautiful Environments: 443rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 477thBest Weather: 479thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 590thHighest Food Quality: 607thLeast Corrupt Governments: 616thLargest Governments: 650thMost Rebellious Youth: 653rdMost Developed: 801stLongest Average Lifespans: 886thSmartest Citizens: 909thHealthiest Citizens: 982ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,016thSafest: 1,082ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,564thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,693rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,775thMost Cultured: 1,913thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,307thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,564thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,550thHighest Average Incomes: 4,193rdMost Secular: 4,280thMost Efficient Economies: 4,340thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,129thHighest Economic Output: 5,943rdNudest: 6,590thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,268thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 13,664thMost Income Equality: 24,588thHighest Drug Use: 26,148th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionMost Pacifist: 19th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Inclusive: 21st in the regionNicest Citizens: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 27th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 28th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 28th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 32nd in the regionBest Weather: 36th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Developed: 52nd in the regionSafest: 55th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 56th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 56th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 66th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 77th in the regionMost Cultured: 86th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 93rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 101st in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 145th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 176th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 183rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 187th in the regionNudest: 200th in the regionMost Secular: 219th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 232nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 240th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 285th in the regionLargest Populations: 488th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 621st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 645th in the regionMost Politically Free: 654th in the regionMost Stationary: 853rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,018th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tennis Botha, life is somewhat repetitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Tennis Botha, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
  • : Following new legislation in Tennis Botha, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
  • : Following new legislation in Tennis Botha, you're only as old as you feel.
  • : Following new legislation in Tennis Botha, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Tennis Botha, life is somewhat repetitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Tennis Botha, life is somewhat repetitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Tennis Botha, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.
  • : Following new legislation in Tennis Botha, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Tennis Botha, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Tennis Florgon mansions.

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