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Most Rebellious Youth: 2ndHighest Crime Rates: 7thMost Armed: 13th
The Holy Empire of
Anarchy
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!
Influence
Hermit
Vice-Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
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Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Tenkistan

Population37.169 billion

CapitalTenkistan City
LeaderTenko

CurrencyTenk
AnimalWombat

The Holy Empire of Tenkistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tenko with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 37.169 billion Tenkistanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tenkistan City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tenkistanian economy, worth an astonishing 17,186 trillion Tenks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 462,386 Tenks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, concussed Wombatball players cannot remember their lineup position, anti-government web sites are springing up, and the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tenkistan's national animal is the Wombat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tenkistan is ranked 246,928th in the world and 1st in Board 8 for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 4.89 tourists per hour.

Top
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2ndHighest Crime Rates: 7thMost Armed: 13thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 54thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 69thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 72ndRudest Citizens: 80thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 86thLargest Publishing Industry: 86thFattest Citizens: 92ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 99thMost Avoided: 101stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 101stMost Cultured: 124thHighest Economic Output: 131stHighest Disposable Incomes: 148thMost Efficient Economies: 162ndLargest Gambling Industry: 187thMost Stationary: 197thLeast Corrupt Governments: 226thLargest Agricultural Sector: 293rdLargest Mining Sector: 299thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 362ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 374thMost Cheerful Citizens: 422ndHighest Poor Incomes: 428thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 453rdHighest Average Incomes: 469thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 505thSmartest Citizens: 806thLargest Populations: 969thHighest Drug Use: 1,377thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,504thLargest Retail Industry: 1,609thMost Devout: 1,880thMost Politically Free: 2,281stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,346thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,344thHighest Food Quality: 3,356thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,527thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,668thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,156thMost Influential: 4,931stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,561stLargest Insurance Industry: 7,501stLargest Black Market: 7,740thLargest Governments: 7,849thNudest: 9,141stTop
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Most Inclusive: 13,475thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,895thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,059thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,693rdMost Extreme: 22,766th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tenkistan, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands.
  • : Tenkistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenkistan, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenkistan, concussed Wombatball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenkistan, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenkistan, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenkistan, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenkistan, only the fast and the furious are brave enough to drive.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenkistan, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Tenkistan, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.

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