by Max Barry

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7,628thMost Conservative: 18,711thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23,074th
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
Twirling Toward Freedom
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Tender Remains

Population4.389 billion


The Republic of Tender Remains is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 4.389 billion Tender Remainsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 37.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Tender Remainsian economy, worth 307 trillion deniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,051 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

A baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, and the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tender Remains's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tender Remains is ranked 43,930th in the world and 5th in Union of Dutch Communities for Most Primitive, scoring 51.06 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7,628thTop
Most Conservative: 18,711thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23,074th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the region

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